iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA

How about we don’t lose any money tomorrow? I bet you expected to come here, after seeing the drubbing I received today, and bear witness to a humble Fly, someone without penis, scared of the shadows and the rain. I will have you know, I was born in the rain, molded by it. You merely adopted the rain. I’ve gained over 17 pounds of pure muscle in recent months and intend to use this new found strength to punch holes into the faces of anyone who dares to get in my way.

What art thou speaketh of, you asketh?

My God given right to money, a ridiculously extravagant lifestyle, and above all: WINSHIP.

There isn’t anything here that I haven’t seen before. A few years back, when I was on vacation in Turks and Caicos, the market defecated all over itself, taking a wrecking ball of 30% to my head, face, and then back to my head again. What did I do? I simply made it all back.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR TEPID COWARDICE, mice of men without Johnsons, unable to dodge bullets and return them with the speed of that guy with the sunglasses from Matrix.

This is what I am going to do.

With the money raised today, I am going to delve into debauchery, of the purest form. I will not dilute it with half measured acts. I intend to go all in, AND MORE.

These are the stocks that I am looking to buy, aside from the obvious FEYE, SPLK, IFON,  EGRX, WDAY and ANGI:

CRAZY

It doesn’t get crazier than that.

The second I see an oversold signal inside of the lauded and much appreciate PPT, I am committing myself to a “do or die” approach to the market. I won’t be doing it because I need to, per se. I will do it because it’s the right thing to do, for justice, for capitalism, for the American way.

God bless the United Steaks of America and her 11 aircraft carriers, readying to reduce Putin’s house into a garbage can.

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19 comments

  1. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Nice bear logo, you bearshitter.

    PANW, DATA, and YELP are my fav’s of that there list.

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  2. matanzas

    as much as I hate the website Facebook, I’ll buy some $FB

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  3. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    People are cashing in their chips.

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  4. johnrotten

    There is not a sword large enough to cut your penis off, Fly.

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  5. Rhino

    My finger is poised to buy TWTR

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  6. doubleplus

    Jesus – multiple points awarded for “mice of men without Johnsons.” Almost spit my drink out.

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  7. alf44

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    Sir Fly … Beware the Ides of March !
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  8. wolfdaddy

    The PPT has always served you well Now you can get back into yelp for what will soon be the 100 roll

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  9. matt_bear

    Here we go. Much better.

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  10. 6society

    The Fly makes Shakespeare look like a piker

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  11. kapitalist

    WETF, YELP, ANGI, and KWK.

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  12. zusch

    How about you drop a couple ten million into SPLI and help me out a bit instead?

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  13. biffer

    I am a daily reader of your blog for many year.I laugh my ass off as you lead the fray.Long may you blog,with deference to Neil Young.

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  14. tmoe

    looking grab some DATA

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  15. ironbird

    Something is coming. Or over Mulholland Falls we go. Any consideration for materials or even gold?

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    • ironbird

      China throwing iron ore over the sides of ships to magically need more is the rumor,right now. Stimulate.

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  16. j livermore

    We shant retreat !!

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