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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TODAY I DIED

Jesus Christ, how much am I expected to lose before I “go mobile” and start tossing people down idle sewer pipes again? SPLK dropped like 8 on Friday and people thought it wasn’t enough, so they dropped it another 8 today!

God damn you.

Do we even need to discuss FEYE at this point? These stocks are dropping, dramatically (extra homo), ramming in the faces of guys like me, who are just in it for a little fun. I sold out of SALE for a nice, hearty, loss–because I couldn’t take it any longer.

One of my smaller positions, FLXN, granted me a great respite, dropping just 40 cents, after being down $2 intra day. EGRX dropped like a stone, as well as CLIR.

I had some offers out this morning to sell some IFON, at around $4.25. I figured I’d get done on a little, then I’d sashay to my office to pick up some more of that hot, fucking, anvil called FEYE, into the knifing part of the day.

Boy was I wrong. IFON dropped like the business prospects for the catering firm hired to host the g-8 meeting this June.

There is nothing more for me to relay to you, other than pain and hatred. My fortress has been blown to pieces and I will have to rebuild it, once again. This is the part of the cycle when I hate my job again, spoiled rotten rat, upset because I lost a little coin. I’ll delve into a semi-depressed state, brood in the dark over grotesque sized mugs of Earl Grey tea, secluded from the world, self-loathing on a very high level.

 

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25 comments

  1. Verona Gentleman

    Fly is Dog

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  2. scats catman

    Article about you in the New York Observer:

    http://observer.com/2014/03/this-horrifying-clown-is-haunting-staten-island/

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    (laughter) this is such an annual tradition. Hot hand through winter, then get blown to shit in spring. Followed by a “by the fingertips” recovery, finished up with a +50% year offset by tax loss selling from the first six months.

    I’ll get the popcorn ready to watch the latest bunch of comment turnips (sprouting out of the ground from nowhere) get upstaged.

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  4. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    let’s hear the brass-tacks, fly

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  5. jpmorgains

    Come on out to Cali Fly, I got you. There is a world of sin here waiting to distract you from all the pain and hatred infecting you soul right now. Not that NYC doesn’t have sin and such, but we give less of a shit out here, I promise.

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  6. byhiselo

    demolition man to the le port good sirs…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugdpjKVH3EQ

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  7. gatorsun

    indicators ain’t indicating

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    • ironbird

      And Gartman just went more boolish. That asshat has been a decent fade of late.

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  8. fractal

    1. I’m always amazed Jeff Bezos doesn’t take more shit for looking like such a weirdo. You can’t see it so much in this picture, but in many others, he has bulging, asymmetrical eyes. He looks like some kind of weird cartoon character.

    2. I wish I’d made a “verykool” purchase of IFON at about $3.62 today. Not sure it will see that again for a long time. Already up 8.5% from there …

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  9. rahagar

    This time it’s different. FEYE fuct again but closer to bottom now!!!

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  10. ripper

    Inverse Momentum Monday(no lindzon)

    FID

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  11. juice

    hysterical … le fly humor still intact … we’re going lower

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  12. yoshii11

    And on the 3rd day HE rose from the dead. Easter isn’t too far away…so I’m looking for a repeat and a post down the road saying “Today I rose from the Dead”

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  13. jtjudah

    God damn trojan horse of a market. Sell at every rip is the new game.

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  14. doubleplus

    Fuckery everywhere, at every turn.

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  15. The Fly

    Every 8 points down gets feye that much closer to the bottom

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  16. matt_bear

    I’m just flat out stunned that fly capitulated like a girl. Stunned.

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  17. metalleg

    Interesting how that works.

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  18. it is showtime

    in IFON 4.10
    out IFON 4.50
    setting limitstops priceless

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  19. queequeg

    Earl Grey tea? Matcha man, Matcha….

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