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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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“The Fly” Is Not In Right Now, Please Leave a Message After the Tone…

BEEP.

I’m not participating in this tomfoolery. Feel free to leave a message and if you’re lucky, I’ll find it in my black heart to reply. If not, my life will continue on an upward trajectory, unfazed by stupid governments and stock market corrections.

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13 comments

  1. RaginCajun

    lol @ front page pic.

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  2. one-eighty

    At the sound of the tone you will be unemployed.

    “BEEP”.

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  3. duckkell

    AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE YOU WILL SEE MEDICAL INSURANCE RATES (FOR THOSE OF US PAYING OUR OWN WAY) RISE BY 30% FIRST YEAR – GUARANTEED!!

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  4. clegger_2000

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR3fB9HKf5Y?

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  5. TheHarper

    Isnt that the machine that was used in War Games?

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  6. eazykid

    With your interest in fitness – have you looked at all into VITC (Vitacost) or any other fitness related stocks?

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  7. Bullish

    I hope Janet steps up right now and says:
    DOW 50,000 BITCHES!

    Then drop the mic and walk off.

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  8. Rhino

    Yellen benches more than I do.

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  9. surplusdroids

    It will all be over soon. A week or two.
    Congress says one thing in public and behind closed doors does another.

    Both sides are working to get out of this mess without anyone “looking bad.”

    Yellin will not allow the sellin.
    The status quo must be maintained.

    Plus, “the optics” would “erode confidence” if current policy was to be “reversed.”

    Fed Commandment #2
    The fed shall not create its own headwinds.

    Getting the shopping list around.
    Full steam ahead.

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  10. tradercaddy

    I used to have a rotary dial phone (without touch tone buttons for you young ‘uns) that used an answering machine that looked like that.

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    • surplusdroids

      Remember the days of having the phone located in one’s kitchen?

      The cord would get twisted and torn apart after awhile and would need to be replaced.

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      • tradercaddy

        Yeah, I remember.
        Kind of cool to see the different colors of wires hanging from the receiver when the chord was on it’s last legs.
        And phone numbers that started with two letters.

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