The Mayans predicted the end of civilization thousands of years ago. As luck would have it, tomorrow is the very last day left on the calendar, leading many to believe that civilization as we know it is about to end.
I warned you that our politicians were fucking assholes. Tomorrow we will all reap the rewards of a corrupt, rudderless, government fixed on fucking its people.
But this is good news. Obama doesn’t get to raise taxes and make Obama phones at the same time. Be grateful to the republicans for cock-blockng him in this regard, even though you will want to punch every single member of the GOP in the face tomorrow. I am reserved and at peace with my position that entails losing largess sums of money. It’s a sacrifice of sorts. I’m gonna martyr myself and watch the country burn from the inside.
I’d like to offer a special raised up middle finger to every single elected official in America and world-wide.
The Mayan calendar never predicted the end of time. Instead it alluded to the United Steaks breaking down, fiscally, sending it over the cliff and into a dark crevasse. It’s a ‘Black Swan’ event and I will enjoy it more than anything delicacy that could be placed in front of me. “The Fly” will eat it and laugh, then eat it some more.
After you lose 10% of your money tomorrow, a giant fucking astroid is going to hit your grandmother’s house, creating a giant mushroom cloud over the earth, eliminating the disgusting and stupid human race.