iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,471 Blog Posts

WELCOME TO THE GREATEST COCAINE GORILLA PARTY EVER

 

The Fed is no longer interested in inflation, rightly so. They are explicitly targeting GROWTH, through GDP, which is a major change from previous policy decisions. Understand something, this economy is not beholden to the poor to middle class. All of you morality soldiers complaining about the great injustices to the middle class through inflation, as you cheat on your wives and steal from your employers, should shut the fuck up and stay focused on what really matters.

Tax receipts, fucked face.

The 2% represent 70% of consumer spending. The price of oil doesn’t mean anything to people making more than 250k per annum. I want you to learn from this experience and know what to do going forward. School is in session and Bernanke is at the chalk board, slapping shorts silly with cocaine laden erasers.

Asset inflation is the name of the game. Since our government is run by children, Ben is taking matters into his own hands. Why? Because he’s a fucking patriot, through and through, that’s why!

The Federal Reserve will inject liquidity into the markets, not to help employment directly, but to cause asset appreciation. With the Dow at 16,000, the Fed is betting that “the wealth effect” will ripple into the general economy, helping to improve tax receipts and eventually pay down the national debt. All of you buttfuckers who are opposed to the Fed just don’t get it. Plus anyway, none of you are qualified to offer financial advice in these parts.

Immediately following the Fed announcement, I took 30% of my assets held in cash and allocated it into ANR, AKS, ESRX and DDD.

 

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMmlTG6FUD0 603 500]

 

 

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

63 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    nice post ! any concern of international invesotrs pulling out based on dollar debasement? kind of feels like a telegraph of when G5 worked the dollar down, then talked a strong dollar game but never delivered.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. Half Blood Pope

    I am pulling out my gold fillings and bringing them down to Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay to get mine Keith Hernandez style.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. T-Bird

    Haha! ‘Cocaine laden erasers’ That imagery is too much. Well done Fly.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. republicat

    Refiners suck today $TSO $VLO $WNR $HFC $ALJ

    If you buy oil, buy something else.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. For Shizzy

    Great Post Fly!!!
    Best one in months.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. The Equalizer

    I love the term “fucked face,” particularly after the FB IPO, it has such a subtly-sweet ring to it than the more traditional “fuckface”…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. sodapopinski

    COCAINE!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    The Clam’s the man!

    Now we must endure Fed comments on CNBC by Dagwood & Blondie … Ugh!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. butfucker

    We get it and you will too

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. theedge111

    Bens now gone all in. Stocks have doubled and their has been no “wealth effect” of note. Ge fucks the savers. That hurts the wealth effect.

    Ben is fucking insane. I can’t believe he could be this reckless.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • metalleg

      I certainly didn’t think he would do it but now that he has, it does seem to make the game a little easier, at least in the short term.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. Sloop

    The cocaine in the 80’s was way better. ( I hear),

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. hic sunt dracones

    Our own resident Bearded Clam should be thoroughly chastened and in a state of quietude after reading the Fly monologue.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. moolahheaven

    “Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie…”
    Mortgage future!
    Gimmie more cocaine!
    gimmie gimmie gimmie!
    Short term gain!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. tm

    Not unlike with the needle and spoon, we can’t expect to get the same high, third time around yo. Sure, we’ll “Hershey-squirt” higher initially, but I fear this one will be shorted sooner than everyone expected. When everyone is already maxing out their credit cards, purchasing Apple products to smother their naked bodies with, using the projected gains from their SPY October 150 Call options, I’m not cool with that, see. That type of behavior kinda clashes with me. Often, men with fucked faces can be seen riding around in “wheeled chairs,” from what I’ve heard…just before rolling into active storm drains.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. asteroids

    Ben is a fuking pirate. Politicians don’t have the balls to do anything so Ben runs wild. Don’t fight the FED. Buy oil and precious metals after next 5% pullback.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. TraderCaddy

    I really think it’s a monkey party and not a gorilla party.
    That would be this monkey.
    You gotta love this face.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. Sierra Water

    Look at that buy volume in HL today, a beautiful thing.. Bernanke handing out the coco puffs as planned. In two years people are going to be horrified by cost push inflation.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. Mr.Partrdige

    Very good post Dr., I would call it Genious actually.
    There are are 2 ways from the sheet we are in: inflate or default, benny simply chosen the lesser evil.

    He simply does his job.

    Good day to all.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. Patrick

    There can only be one highlander…Benjamin Bernanke

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. Sierra Water

    Not saying they wouldn’t be horrified by a deflationary vortex if central banks didn’t QE infinite print, but middle class is going to be squashed in 2 years time by $100 toilet paper, watch.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Here’s Blondie & Dagwood …

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. StocksRider

    Buddha said it. Fuck the long term. Be in the present. Ride the wave.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  23. Cascadian

    Asset appreciation = Currency devaluation.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  24. Hotlady

    So let me understand the logic here!.
    Bernanke wants to inflate Assets. Lets see what inflates means:
    transitive verb
    1: to swell or distend with air or gas
    2: to puff up : elate
    3: to expand or increase abnormally or imprudently

    I see two words that are key to this policy or premise:
    Air and Imprudently
    So you are recommending to buy (you are 90% invested) into something that is build on air imprudently?
    What happens when you inflate something with air imprudently it bursts and bursts violently. So if you think you can ride this nonsense and safely exit before it violently explodes good luck!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  25. GoldDiggah

    The gold monsta has arisen! Bow down before its magesty and buy all you can.

    Ben has spoken!

    -GD

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  26. Vincent

    The Fly is helping me lose my financial virginity.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  27. fake amish

    With pipe in hand the good ones smoke it. Gets you there quicker and gentlemen do not wait. God save the clam. Pissing on poor people has never been easier. They will take the gov cheese brick and like it! The new normal.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  28. Heaterman

    Basically the Federal Bernank is trying his hand a trickle down economics. We’ll see how that turns out……
    Wheeled chairs and open sucking drains for all.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • The Fly

      open sucking drains. I like the ring of that.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Sierra Water

      This is going to end a currency event. Would be great if you could monetize godly sums of debt by debasing without any horrible consequences, but its just not possible. In the short term, there will be positive effects via asset appreciate until one day it happens, the thing that nobody really likes to believe will happen. Fly will be moving into a gated community. Then the global currency instrument will come into play and the global order will ensue.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  29. check

    more importantly, the ECB agreeing to unlimited bond purchases should be able to hold Europe together.

    That may be all, this may be a secular bull, barring of course, something unforseeable. Probably, though, not one as awesome as the 82-00 version. Didn’t start from as amazing of a setup.

    QEinfinity, BTW, is deflationary, not inflationary. Basically under massive QE, interest is paid to the government rather than the private sector in meaningful quantities, meaning that ultimately less dollars are flowing to the private sector. QE reduces the deficit, rather than increasing it, hence is long term deflationary.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  30. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Embassy stormed. Ambassador killed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkbZVZmeMl4

    Carter, now Obama..

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Frog

      That logic would make Bush totally responsible for Sept. 11. So it would lead to the conclusion that Dems are less bad than Repubs.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  31. dave

    $40 Billion a month divided by 115 million households. That’s $350 per month per household.

    They are going to write a check like that to the banks, They would be better off sending it to every household.

    Either way it doesn’t matter. In the long run, everyone is fucked.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  32. dericDarko

    Fly, what percentage of cash makes up your portfolio now?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  33. GARTMANISTHEWORLDSBIGGESTDICKHEAD
    GARTMANISTHEWORLDSBIGGESTDICKHEAD

    How do you spell toast? KASS

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  34. fake amish

    40 billion every 30 days forever and ever or until americans will pick lettuce. True cocaine gorilla sprinkler head party. Very 80’s.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • fake amish

      ‘Texasville’ Larry McMurtry c.1987 is the ultimate guide on the boomer thought process. Buy it. Read it. For the younger element in the world(everyone who is not a fucking boomer) it is invaluable. Do not fade the boomer. Boomers are not monsters or evil they are just what they are. Survivors that do not give a flying fuck about anyone but them. Gangster.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • fake amish

        The point being to understand how the clam could go all in with obvious fucked consequences. Poor peeps starving or looking at owning a car as a luxury etc. This is truly the boomers last play but they only have another 20 years left maybe. Check out the book it is cool and tells of a time that know under 50 ever knew.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • TMoe

      He is explaining 2007 which is exactly what is happening now

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Our fiscal and monetary mix better find a Congress willing to do the arithmetic soon, and one willing to weigh that mix evenly between austerity/reductions as well as increased revenues are Ben working overtime …. Oh yeah, he is working overtime and some would dump him for pure austerity … YIKES!!!

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  35. Jon Jacob jingleballs shitt
    Jon Jacob jingleballs shitt

    “…helping to improve tax receipts and eventually pay down the national debt.”

    You had me until this sentence. Pay down the debt? Name a government in history that has paid off debt? They don’t and they don’t plan on it… Ever. Maybe Romania did once at the cost of massive deflation? The government uses more income as an excuse to spend even more on waste and pork and to help the people who finance their campaigns because there are no term limits.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"