Waiting For The Clam
We’re all waiting for The Bearded Clam to come out and snap the dicks off short sellers. If so, why the fuck is gold and silver lower? Nevertheless, silver stocks are in the process of bottoming here. Should Ben print some crack cocaine on his 3-d printer, EXK will gap–the fuck—higher.
It’s humorous to me that Egan Jones just downgraded the debt of Knight Capital, following this morning’s absurd buy programs gone buck-fucking-naked-wild. Mr. Jones is an opportunist of the first order, a man on stilts trying to pretend he is tall.
As an aside, the retail investor enjoys “flash-surges” to the upside, especially when they trigger buy stop orders for their hedges on Fed day.
VHC looks like its bottomed, finally. The PPT flagged that motherfucker to be OVERSOLD the other day. I should have bought and could have and would have; but I was too God damned busy fine tuning my orbital space cannon, aiming it at a small obtuse town in upstate New York.
51 Responses to Waiting For The Clam
The Fly is God.
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The headlines will be all “ready and willing” but will not have anything of substance. They are still in wait and see mode, with a side of “disastrous possibilities lie dead ahead, so save ammo.”
Regardless of how hard the flocks of retards bang on their keyboards in their playrooms.
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Why “POOF! Gone” on stocktwits, Sir Win-A-Lot?
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I removed iBankCoin from their stream.
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You operate the cannon yourself? Shouldn’t the prime contractor do that for you?
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You are correct. Normally, I’d have the “prime contractor” do it for me. But due to the complex nature of the lasers involved and for legal reasons, I opt to operate it myself.
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Indeud…
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Sold my little baby position in DDD…Did their financing and it wouldn’t surprise me if they did another one soon…
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ah. it wouldn’t surprise me either.
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Good luck with the new house…
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thx. The Mexicans are here today, slapping eachother around with the hot mops on the roof.
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LOL
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Jerky Boys reference, nice!
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In the rain? They better be careful. One might slip and sue you and in this country, those Mexicans have more rights than you do.
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For those of you wearing 3D glasses:
$SSYS is another player in the 3D space, reported earnings today so the coast is clear for 3 months.
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It was Algos and Tradebots gone wild this AM. The market is a casino serving the insiders. Retail investors are gone forever while the SEC watches porn on their computers. This video explains what happened this AM.
http://youtu.be/dOO9XxH5Nyo
DVN, KCG and COH are getting snapped up at my broker…
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And FTR is getting sold off.
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Little US Dollar, are you ready to do Battle against the Clams of the world??? It’s Mortal Kombat time…and yes, Weidmann you can come too.
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Uh oh. Sir Fly, can you tell us which town?
I am from a small obtuse town in upstate NY. Perhaps I should up my homeowner’s policy or risk home vaporization?
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“VHC looks like its bottomed” pfft, don’t kid yourself.
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i am so bored i could projectile vomit an american bombshell
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ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME, IN ORGASMIC CRESCENDING, EARTH-SHATTERING EQUALITY. The american bombshell is a whore, a slut, a pin-up poster, a hades-male, wet dream, AT BEST. WAKE THE FUCK UP.
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..how can you live with such male or female bores?
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or, in idiot language: the american christian slut (shh call her wife) fe/male wet dream.
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I’ve heard the Town of Cato wouldn’t be missed if it were to disappear from the earth.
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After this mornings fucking computer fiasco, I’m out for a few days. I pity Fly since he’s gotta play every damn day.
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No shit. since play means vie for control in these inhumane-imbecile soulz.
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Let the fucking games END. FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.
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NEWS FLASH:
Bundesbank rains on Draghi’s ambitions. ECB seen unlikely to resume bond buys in face of opposition
Oh Eye…That isn’t a new flash, Weidmann at Bubba has been bitching for days about that. But the ECB can actually override them with enough votes and do it anyway in the short term…heck the last prez at Bubba (Bundesbank) quit over the ECB doing the exact samething.
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WTF is an obtuse town in upstate new york? Take your pick of 1000 or more obscure or even irrelevant small upstate new york towns but, obtuse?
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Joe Livorno said “This is a BETTER economy than most people believe”.
And Joe is SPOT ON.
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Joe doesn’t read Markit PMI Data
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I thing he does. He reads:
“Business has been up for the last seven consecutive months — strong customer orders coming in.” (Machinery)
“Automotive demand remains strong.” (Fabricated Metal Products)
“Resin pricing has bottomed out so customer orders have increased; it was pent-up demand.” (Plastics & Rubber Products)
“We have noticed a marked slowing in business overall. [We] have confirmed this with other companies in our industry as well.” (Wood Products)
http://www.ism.ws/ISMReport/MfgROB.cfm
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That is the Tempe, AZ PMI…I am talking about the big boys. http://www.markiteconomics.com/MarkitFiles/Pages/ViewPressRelease.aspx?ID=9899
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Without the world (or more QE) improving, we are not going to improve. For USA http://www.markiteconomics.com/MarkitFiles/Pages/ViewPressRelease.aspx?ID=9897
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My citation IS the “Big Boys”. The ISM report for the USA.
Your cite is a piece of shit JP Morgan report on the GLOBAL situation – which has little to do with our economy. We are WAY AHEAD of the and we are recovering nicely.
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Europe would disagree on the Tempe ISM vs Markit data. If we are so WAY AHEAD why are we crying for QE3? Plus, IMHO so much of our econ data has been good due to major over building of Autos to restock Auto Rentals and Dealer lots…that is slowing, so auto sales should fall off a cliff soon ala 2008 with their 24/7 building.
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I will side with Nymph on this one.
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Rigged, Plus the Global Report is NOT just a JPMorgan report. It comes from the Markit Group and JPM, in association with ISM and IFSPM. Like China’s PMI (not the gov one) is HSBC PMI out of Markit. The Markit Group is the leader for PMI data around the world..Plus, the ISM comments you posted above are just comments that came back on their survey..PLUS your ISM fell under the KEY 50 and missed estimates..so even Tempe is saying we are weak.
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The market is a discounting mechanism.
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I am from a small obtuse town in upstate NY…please redirect your space cannon to the hillbilly regions of PA/WV/KENT….as I will be traveling to the Jersey Shore for a bit of sun filled revelry in a small obtuse town known as Wildwood for the next several days…………
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Clam is god, er- maybe a groundhog. Gonna wait 6 more weeks. It’s all good.
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Walking dead tape. There will be a light bulb moment for the bulls soon. No crack no bueno.
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Just watched an old “how to get investor confidence back”…
How about STOP CHEATING?
I bought a larger matress.. not for guests but for money.
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two t’s … mattress … “A” game please …
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Something’s up with Novagold $NG. I have no idea what it is, but the volume is crazy and the stock has barely moved!
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Oh, hi.
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Anyone know when ECB releases statement/news…before US trading or later?
Looking to buy more vxx at lows before close or early tomorrow before news.
Cheers
7est for the BoE which may cut rates to zero, 7:45 for ECB but the best part is at 8:30est for Draghi’s Press Conference, you can watch it live at the ECB website, Draghi is so much fun to watch cuz he throws pizza at anyone that ask stupid questions ala Fly style. IMHO his body language says more then any of his words can…fwiw, I watched the vid of “We will save euro”, its not the cocky Mario that I love..it was more, “I will do what my job allows me to do” look. We will see.
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