You know what I was busy doing today, aside from getting my fucking brains blown out by EXK, EL and VXX?
Mrs. Fly had an interior decorator teach us what we needed to be taught, with regards to paint, window treatments and of course fabric. Droning on through the process, I’d blurt out unreasonable requests for “goblin green” to be “splashed” upon the bedroom walls. Or, perhaps a “punch” of terra-cotta to mesh with the many nuances of “jack-0-lantern orange,” were my requests. In the end, I was on the receiving end of a homo-hammer, all the while EL gave me the business (no homo).
This isn’t even remotely close to being funny.
I haven’t even read the news yet. I don’t know if Ben gave a public blow-job to Alan Greenspan, or he opted to take out his printing press for a “rendezvous” across Zimbabwe.
“Pardon me as I get a dash of cocaine to powder my nose with.”
I lost money today, but sold out of LNN for sport–young chap. Ag was sooo June. I am onto bigger and better things, such as “hedging” my positions with a fucking chainsaw to femur (VXX).
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Good report form Yelp. Wish they would catch an upgrade.
Wait for tomorrow morning. I hope.
i know where they got chaisaws.
Mr. Fly,
Have you seen the videos of professional actors reading YELP reviews?
Lol we have jack o lantern orange in our kids playroom. Benjamin Moore. Use the BM Aura or Natura line, they don’t smell and they don’t make your kids retarded.
All we do is B Moore, anything less is uncivilized.
Right On !
Just make sure your painter knows whats what its worth it even though he gave me “the business” (was paid like a fucking neurosurgeon) Lost it on him, but my pal of a wife liked the job so that’s that.
Yep agreed, and the BM Aura line is the best but they still need to do 2 coats (BM claims you can use on coat)
Let the homos decorate your house. I’d put in a pool table and big TV. But I know you can’t really live that way.
Come on Fly, you know the routine. Just sign the checks and say, “It looks wonderful dear.” You can ALWAYS bank more coin…
jackdenst.com check that out if you are doing any paper. Michael Jordan has one .
Your VXX losses will seem like turnpike tolls once designer & Mrs. Fly commence with the custom furniture building and architectural upgrades.
But after the pain of writing the checks, you’ll enjoy them much more than VXX losses.
Thanks to Ben’s inaction, i escaped an absolute murderhole in TZA from my gargantuan purchase last week. A roundtrip to hell and back again that I did not enjoy taking. I can go back to sleeping again (however poorly).
I own a dollop of VXX, which i’ve rubbed allover my chest and now find myself discolored and in some significant discomfort. I am thinking about washing it off, but will see what these idgits in Europe do tomorrow first.
Off to Chick-fil-A for dinner- had a chicken biscuit for breakfast. Don’t give a crap about gay marriage or not but do care about leftists shouting down one’sright tto free speech like in a German beer hall in the ’30s.
This guy in the video has it going.
http://youtu.be/c89tyUPOuv4
I did a little of my own hedging and bought some TC into the close.
Do any of you have the sand?? YELP GMCR. Do you feel lucky today punk?
REITS are going to beat all of your stupid asses. Here dickwadd WPC, now, get offa my cloud. {no mick}
Fly,
You can’t go wrong with camouflage. I use it in every room.
SbCMDTE FURRY CHINCH, First Class
I like having you around, Subcommandante.
KNDI up 35% in 1 month! 57 % in 5 weeks! Everyone in China buying go-carts!
noodle says:
August 1, 2012 at 10:07 am
I cant wait to hear your three picks. Or do you choose none of them?
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The Fly says:
August 1, 2012 at 10:27 am
At the bell
Did I miss Fly’s trio?