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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Good Enough For Me

I would have bargained for more, if the decision was up to me. Nevertheless, I will take what I can get. And my take for the day was almost 1% to the upside, thanks to heavy exposure to old school mega caps, like KMB, GIS and PEP.

During the afternoon, even my WNR reversed and charged higher. I was partially chagrined by the semis, especially my position in NXPI. After all, they smashed numbers and life is good for the friendly folks at NXPI, always invited to the finest and most elegant affairs hosted by KKR.

After the bell, crickets could be heard around the office, as the sentiment shifted from “wow, we just dodged a fucking errant cannon ball” to “I want more tomorrow.”

Well, be patient dear friends, for we all shall have more tomorrow, except for the bears of course. We will suckle and take company with great whores and suckle some more. Fistfuls of cocaine tossed carelessly into rapidly spinning fans (the metal kind). The markets will massage our temples and violently skin the shorts for their barbarism.

Things will get better: just wait and see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOzesduLyrI

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19 comments

  1. Rhino

    how do I get my twitter linked? I asked Jeremy and he told me to look in the profile but there didn’t seem to be anything. I am linked with the word-twits as well.

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    • The Fly

      Jeremy will address this issue asap.

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      • lowoffer

        fly, not a fan of 3rd party commenting systems? disqus, intensedebate…they link everything up (as Im sure you know) just wondering why not use them. comments via twitter and facebook could drive traffic

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  2. Whaler31

    Remember when Lehman collapsed, and CEO Dick Fuld was telling congress: “er, like, we didn’t know…eh…that things were bad…”

    Um, bullsh-t.

    They were brought down by pure Wall Street hubris.

    http://gothamist.com/2012/05/07/internal_emails_from_lehman_execs_t.php

    Here are the e-mails from exec’s at Lehman Brothers leading up to collapse:

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    • Frog

      They probably assumed that the taxpayers would bail them out. All the borkerages turned out to be right in assuming that– except for Lehman and Bear Stearns.

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  3. lost quatrains of archadamus
    lost quatrains of archadamus

    i like strumpets

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  4. Jackpass

    The new format is unreadable.
    please switch back

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    • The Fly

      No fucking way. You are in a 0.0001% minority, pal.

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      • fake amish

        without a doubt the new format works. the simple pleebs will need maybe a week to get it at most.

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  5. xenia heaton

    Agree that the new format is harsh on the eyes – old much better.
    Thanks you ahead!!

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  6. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    THE CHINESE DO IT AGAIN! We are going to have to nuke those cretacious motherfuckers

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57428878/south-korea-cracks-down-on-human-flesh-capsules-from-china/?tag=stack

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  7. Q4

    Can’t Stop – http://youtu.be/_hR3b6q4ubI

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