iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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What Wrong With You?

I’ve been gifting you plebs with jewels of wisdom for 5 years now. Over the past 5 years, I’ve made money, consistently, without interruption. Knowing what you know about me (man travels in fucking space capsules, keeps time machine in bedroom closet etc), why the fuck do thou bet against me?

It’s fucking lunacy. Betting against me is like frantically playing with liquid nitroglycerin on a roller coaster. Fools, I done did crack the code.

Back to my space rocket.

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45 comments

  1. MOOBER

    TIGER BLOOD!

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  2. Drewdog

    Wahoo! 1

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  3. Braveflaps

    Don’t forget to pack that jewel-encrusted chalice.

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    • Po Pimp

      Got mine already late last year (see avatar). Prior to that the first major purchase was the full-length mink coat. Straight stylin’ yo.

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  4. Anton

    “Winning” since before Charlie Sheen’s dad was president.

    http://hulu.com/w/6nfb

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Is that Charlie, Jimmy or Fly?

      Good one Anton … you beat me to it!

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      • Anton

        “Is that Charlie, Jimmy or Fly?”

        Have you ever seen them together?

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  5. Boom Boom

    Frantically playing with liquid nitroglycerin on a roller coaster is pure fun.

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  6. kiwitrader24

    Me too Bro. Check out my crystal ball: http://chart.ly/mpkii9g

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  7. Bullish

    Are we all supposed to answer the question?

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  8. Pete

    Winner

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  9. Apocalypse Now & Later
    Apocalypse Now & Later

    Fly-

    Great call on the precious metals complex, I sold out on the same day.

    As I wrote before, this market is political – we can’t have Ben B. finishing up testimony with the market down.

    As was written, so shall it be.

    Fortunately I went big on some calls, bouncing on the 1300.

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    • Jakegint

      Relax, sycophant.

      You too will be left scratching in the dust for your corn.

      _________

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      • Apocalypse Now & Later
        Apocalypse Now & Later

        Jake, take it from a hard asset investor – do not get overly emotional regarding the manipulation in PM’s.

        The only way the paper PM complex can be beat is if physical delivery is taken.

        I have also congratulated you in the past for timing on precious metals, this was nothing more than a great short term trading call. On average I have more than anyone here in PM’s as a % of my portfolio.

        People will be coming to me for corn, and I am a sycophant to no man.

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        • JakeGint

          You are going to have to get with the abuse program or leave off.

          Nothing is sacred, especially your pride.

          _________

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    sure why shouldn’t we be up 5 billion points….everything is peachy

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  11. Juiceyfruit

    whooosh !

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Now that the stock market code done be cracked, perhaps Dr. Fly can now work on these two codes:

    1. Chinese “Gold Bar” ciphers – In 1933, seven gold bars were allegedly issued to a General Wang in Shanghai, China. These gold bars appear to represent metal certificates related to a bank deposit with a U.S. Bank. The gold bars themselves have pictures, Chinese writing, some form of script writing, and cryptograms in Latin letters.

    2.The Code of the Crappy Mets.

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    • WTF

      No, the next mystery for him to solve is Puma Punku. Didn’t you notice deliberate ambiguity in “PPT”?
      (1) Plunge Protection Team
      (2) Puma Punku Team
      Who said time machines were only for travel to the future?

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler
        Mr. Cain Thaler

        Forward time travel is actually the easy part. I can accomplish the feet with nothing but a bottle of vodka and some 80’s rock music.

        It’s the getting back part which has caused my own experiments to fail, thus far.

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    • Quint

      Mets, Jets, Nets – I think there is a crappy code here…it’s in the name.

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  13. FIG

    You done goofed, and I contacted the cyberpolice. End of conversation!

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  14. omen

    can we just give you our money, to manage?

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  15. A Monkey With the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
    A Monkey With the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.

    This is lunacy!

    http://www.livethesheendream.com/

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    • Braveflaps

      Has anyone ever seen the Fly and Sheen in the same place at the same time?

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      • Bullish

        Fly was MIA during the Sheen TV blitz… odd no?

        I only know of two people that would ever say, “I’ll cut your head off, put it in a box and send to your mother”.

        Charlie “The Fly” Sheen = WINNING

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  16. Famous Nigerian Prince
    Famous Nigerian Prince

    Thanks for allowing me to have your bank account number. As winner of the Nigerian Irish Sweepstakes, your winnings will be deposited shortly. However, under the rules established by Saleem O’Reilly, among others, you are NOT to check your account for 5 business days. Once again, congratulations.

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  17. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    This is a punishing drop in gold….bastads

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    • TraderCaddy

      May be setting for a higher move tomorrow.
      NEM stopped going down (and in fact started going up) as the futures collapsed.
      Plus, CDE,SLW, are positive on the day.
      Watching with one eye (the other one has a secondary cataract) for a possible daytrade tomorrow.

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    • cmcyclist

      Decided to take the 12631/Fly contrary trade and add to my NG. I’ve got time. I don’t need to make 20% today.

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  18. cmcyclist

    I’d just like to keep up. Buying today then dumping stocks like they are burning cocks tomorrow is not something a cube dweller like me can do. I have work to do. I can’t sit in the turret and watch the ticks scroll by licking whiskey off my mustache. Day trading this shit is madness for those not in possession of a rocket. I’ll just figure out how to use GARP and rely on Chess to throw a few ideas into my email.

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    • TraderCaddy

      Been daytrading full time now for 12 years (and investing/trading for 15-18 years before then).
      I just trade a handful of the same stocks (mostly etfs) day in and day out.
      I have learned how they react most of the time and imo is the only way to take out the randomness of the market.
      However, I can tell you it boring as crap 90% of the time and I would rather be operating a hot dog cart selling Chicago style and NY style dogs in front of my local.Home Depot.
      I may still do that some day.

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      • Po Pimp

        My old man once said after he retired he wanted to open a corn dog stand outside the local Wal-Mart. Since then he has changed goals and now strives to be a greeter at said Wal-Mart. Corn dog stand owners don’t get the insurance benefits of greeters I suppose.

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  19. JakeGint

    Nice win on BORN, Tai Pan.

    _______

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  20. Bill Shakespeare
    Bill Shakespeare

    Not to impugn thy grammatical skills, but technically, thou wouldst say ‘why the fuck dost thou betteth against me’

    Let’s meet for lunch

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  21. Tom Dirocco

    Which was kind of inspiring! Totally unexpected. Now I am aware what I’m heading to do tomorrow 🙂

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