iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Respect the Throne

When I hear people talk about how much money they are making, it makes me laugh. I know most of you fall into that income bracket. It’s baby money, really. You’re fucking around with what, 250k, 500k? You have a chick hedge fund, managing just a few mill.

Let me put it to you this way, my son’s accounts daily range fluctuates your entire NAV, and he’s only 14. Before you step to me with your stories, get your account values up.

Fuck your blog. You can’t hold a candle to me when it comes to gaming this market.

Speaking of which, I am dead serious when I say we are going to 14,000+. You can fuck around with gorilla brained trades all you want. I will stay focused on the big picture, while dumping discretionary money into diamonds and crates of wine. I’m moving soon and find no need for a fucking mortgage. I can pay for 6,000 sq ft in your favorite neighborhood, ALL CASH, if I so choose.

How’d I make my money?

Watch me daily.

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97 comments

  1. J. Livermore

    You bet your ass good man.

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  2. scum bucket bitchez!
    scum bucket bitchez!

    Get back to work slave.

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  3. J. Livermore

    Bringing the top hat back in vogue you are. Indeud.

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  4. trevorjones

    You come off like a serious douche. And you dont even verify on Profit.ly. Probably some fake ass person who doesnt make shit. Verify trades on Profit.ly and we will see who you are, instead of your arrogant rants and dumb ass blog posts with black people rapping shit no one can understand.

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    • Pete

      Is that site used alot? I am going to sign up for it. Ive been looking for a site like this.

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    • The Fly

      We ban racists here. Take your shit back to the trailer park.

      I don’t even know what you are talking about. Why in the world would I verify any of my trades for you idiots? Do I charge any of you money for my services?

      Oh, I forgot, you are banned and cannot answer me.

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      • Trish

        Honestly, what’s so hard to verify on Profit.ly? Trevor has a point, you come off very arrogant and have no proof- why not prove people wrong and show how “rich” you are. You scared?

        –let me guess, a profanity laced reply will be said to me. Figures.

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      • ef'um if they can't take a joke
        ef'um if they can't take a joke

        Ha ha,
        As they say, there’s one born every minute.
        These new posters are here for 10 minutes and they start bitching & moaning about the attitude, the language & now verifying?
        Anyone who’s read iBC for at least 2 days realizes the uncommon value here and that The Fly is the real deal.
        New readers – Read this here blog for several weeks before thinking about commenting. Then, if you still don’t have anything of value to add, STFU [Dave Chappelle style]

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    • ForexPhucker

      I think my Magic 8 Ball just predicted a ban.

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    • J. Livermore

      It is plain as the wart on your nose that you are not a gentlemanly subscriber to the PPT. Le Fly is a serious consolidation of skill and power. I have seen his work manifest eyelash curling results many times.

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    • Homo Bob

      Oh hell yes, I cannot wait for the reply. Grabbing another glass of Madeira.

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    • Woodshedder

      Profit.ly is another Tim Sykes debacle. The site sucks and is easily gamed.

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      • chessnwine

        Indeed. They disclaim all liability, yet require you to link up your brokerage account to their site. Talk about a hustle.

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      • Bubbles

        Not to mention putting your broker credentials into a third party site you know nothing about is as stupid as it gets….

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  5. Pete

    How much money do you manage? You forgot to tell us in your post. Yes, FORGOT 😛

    btw I manage a bullshit 20K Etrade account. You spit on that amount, I know. LOL

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    • The Fly

      I have no incentive to disclose anything to you. Consider my trades enough.

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      • Pete

        Sir I agree. With my amount I shouldnt be able to post on this godly site.

        I will consider myself lucky and warned that you didnt ban me for trying to get you to tell us a bit more about you.

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        • The Fly

          Who I am is not relevant. I am not selling books or newsletters. I show you my hand daily. That should be enough.

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          • Pete

            Sir, did you every think that many of your fans, followers do not care about your trades? Your trades are interesting, but I havent ever bought anything you have posted you were going to buy or sell. We are more interested in who you are and your experience. That may be a reason why I am @ 20k and your where you are.

            Some of your best posts have been about you. When you went Shopping for your new car like 2 years ago, your FTK buying spree you went on early last year, or your vacation posts, or you killing an ant with your shoe which btw was the biggest asshole move youve made that you told us about. Many of your followers remember the funny stuff you do, the things you teach us. Not the trades you make except if it has something to do with FTK, DRYS, or VIX.

            Who you are is way more relevant to this site then your trades. Your the Howard Stern of Blogging.

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          • Pete

            nevermind I bought into GMCR when you brought it unto my radar, so not totally true. Also no edit button so fuck the grammar police

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          • Ghetto Fab

            Go fuck yourself.

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          • jt

            let’s not play games – you sell a so called algorithm (whatever that means) so you do sell something and no you don’t show your trades! Without position sizing your buy/sell posts are meaningless except for the patsies looking for freebies at your website.

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          • JakeGint

            Its good enough for me. You don’t like?

            You can kindly matriculate to St. Francis University.

            Oh… and

            Franciscan Ordination!

            _______

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          • The Fly

            I do not sell advice. I created an investment tool, jackass.

            And, for the record, all of my trades are done in real time and time stamped in The PPT.

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          • J

            God cut me in twoif I tell a lie but just as I was reading this:

            or you killing an ant with your shoe which btw was the biggest asshole move youve made that you told us about.

            A fucking ant was crawling around on my key board. I jammed my finger on top of it and crushed it.

            Life is a very delicate balancing act.

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          • JakeGint

            Don’t feel bad, J. The ants in Oz will eat you if you let them live.

            _______

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          • Po Pimp

            Australia has more bad shit that can kill you than any other place on earth.

            Treu fact.

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  6. Homo Bob

    I would be happy if I had enough money to no longer need to jerk the dog off to feed the cat.

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  7. Septic Tanker

    La Mosca goes BEAST MODE on the markets…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZYeA4XS0Rk

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  8. JakeGint

    Arbing shitty North RE for prize South RE is the best part of Moving South.

    _ __

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    • The Fly

      Dead right about that.

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      That’s not arbitrage, it’s value investing. I for one prefer semi-farmstyle suburban living but am also within driving/non-flying distance to urban destinations. I bet The Fly doesn’t move until the Summer, if at all. Kid school transitions and all.

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      • JakeGint

        I bet he can’t wait to get out of that hell hole. And one of his kid’s a half Southerner already, according to Messrs Mason and Dixon.

        __________

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  9. JakeGint

    Nothing a week or so in Romania won’t fix.

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  10. Goldie

    Shit man I’m just trying to reach 800k before I retire

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  11. Fly

    Pete

    But that’s just creative, fun stuff. I am glad to share that. I am talking about the people who say I need to prove myself to them. I don’t need to prove anything and never will.

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    • jt

      how well you know their psychology is amusing but as they say there is one born every minute. Hope your snake oil promotionals go well this year.

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  12. Fly

    You don’t need to follow my trades to learn my algorithm.

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  13. mrkcbill

    At the end of the day …Who is The Fly?…just a guy.
    A regular guy and his blue radio. Sitting on his front porch listening to the Mets having a sip of wine.

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  14. andum

    Realized, after watching the Paint It Black video that you recently posted, that you might be Mick Jagger. Prancing around, whipping all your fans into a frenzy, pouting and sneering. Trained at the London School of Economics – not bad.

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  15. Alvari40

    I often wonder what moves the market more violently: (1) a short covering market, or (2) an under invested public during a bull move (ala 2003)?

    BTW, play semis for a quick momo move even though seasonality sucks.

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  16. Jigga

    I don’t understand how people can come in here and start demanding stuff from the fly, he is not selling you anything, and not asking for anything. He gives his highly valued opinion for free and you demand more? Sign up for the PPT or move the fuck on.

    Long live the bull and fly.

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  17. Fly

    Who is Sykes? No idea and do not care.

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  18. Miyamoto Musashi

    There is nothing like looking in a mans eyes and taking away his future.

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    • alphadawgg

      Mr. Miyagi,

      The only thing better is when your two favorite geishas look me in the eye during a game of bukkake.

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  19. Fly

    That’s a great line

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  20. Teapotdome

    Who cares if the fly validates his claims? Even though I don’t always agree with him, you’re an idiot if you don’t value his input into the community… and an even bigger idiot if he hasn’t made you money yet. That is all I care about.

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    • jt

      idiocy – now that must be a topic you know a lot about. How is your P&L these days ? yeah it doesn’t matter in the world of snake oil and lottery tickets otherwise known as ibc,ppt and whatever else rhymes with the aformentioned.

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  21. Fly

    Hater is gonna hate

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  22. scum bucket bitchez!
    scum bucket bitchez!

    The Fly gots the jack and talks the smack. If you can’t stand the heat get of of the kitchen and fer godly sake stop yer bitchen dishin’ bitchez!

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    • Xmas Ninja

      bitchin in the kitchen with the schnizzle dizzle and the jello puddin pops

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  23. scum bucket bitchez!
    scum bucket bitchez!

    P.S. Get back to work bitch.

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  24. theedge111

    Market dies if QE ends in June. If it continues then the dollar dies.

    We go higher for now but there will be big sellers who will hedge as we inch closer to June.

    If we go to 14k it better happen within the next few months because the printing is set to stop. What a fucked up market.

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    • alphadawgg

      Hey, edge, I got news for you…it’s not the market that’s fucked up. The market is just the market. We just have to deal with it and be sure not to fuck up our lemonade stand on a wintery NYC day.

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    • roomours

      Where are these roomours [sic] coming from?

      The printing will not stop. The Bernank is egomaniac kamikaze with this shit. Hopefully his helicopter will disintegrate in a hailstorm of lead before he hits the deck.

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  25. JakeGint

    I’m about to go HAM?

    That’s just not kosher.

    __________

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  26. chuck bennett

    snake oil? why does it keep typing snake oils? Some body cooking eggs?

    The boy sounds like my half cousin’s best friend Ricky Lipshitz. ,. what a putz..

    regards

    chuck

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  27. the hammer

    Look, idiots can be idiots all they want. (Are you listening, “jt”?) If you just watch what The Fly (aka Horatio Clawhammer, Plutonium Petey, Senor Tropicana, et al.) does, you’ll notice that you have an enormous amount to learn, and you’re unlikely to even come close to the amount of effort and analysis he puts in – hour after hour, day after day, week after week. The over-the-top insults and the humor are just icing on the cake. What, you don’t like to actually laugh out loud while reading this site? I do.

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  28. God

    Immature jackass.

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  29. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Looks like I missed “Knight of the Living Retards” ova hea last night.

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    • drummerboy

      lol yogi, i passed out with the previous post and page still open,refreshed the page,and found i missed a good one……..damn

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  30. Raule

    Fly highlights semis last week or some shit, semis killing it, and people still have the shit mouths. shit.

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  31. TraderCaddy

    It would be funny if the market screws the HFT TradeBots which plays the bid- ask game on C and C climbs past $5.00.
    Game over.

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    • drummerboy

      crazy tape this morning,goog down by 1 pt. and the naz is up,shit that should be up are down,vice-versa.

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  32. drummerboy

    hhmmmmmmmm trish and pete,is little petey j, stabbin, trish r. and taking jabs at o’l boy here.show us the moola ,wtf up wit dat. showem you pullin down your drawers and a turd hangin from your ass. and then pinch it.

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  33. ahmed

    Until you use a transparent site like Profit.ly or Covestor, your posts and claims are meaningless.

    Probably some child collecting subscription money and paper trading.

    Rubbish

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