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Packing for Romania

Mama & Co. 

Mama!  I’m hooooome!

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Oh Denky boy, the goats, the goats are calling
From poisoned well, and down the slag-pit side
The Ceausescus are gone, and all the beetroots dying
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go, my lovely mail-ordered bride.

But come ye back when th’ goatherd’s in the meadow
Or when the valley’s flushed with car-o-bolic snow

‘Tis I’ll be here in radiated fallllll-ouuuut
Oh Denky boy, oh Denky boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the beetroot’s dying
And I am broke, as broke I well may be
You’ll come and find the space where I am hiding….
And kneel and close the manhole cov’r on me.

And I shall hear, tho’ soft you tread above me
And all my Magnum re-runs will warm and sweeter be
If you’ll not hail the great Bernaaaaank-keee
I’ll simply slip the noose ’round nearest tree…..

I’ll simply slip the noose ’round nearest treeeeeee
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Remember the cycles, and the patterns. One can hear the goats bleating from here…

No changes today, save additional patience.  Best to you all.

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46 comments

  1. Fly

    Enlighten me as to the cycle we are now in?

    Recovery?

    Double dip?

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  2. roomours

    The Jake,
    You come up with some [funny] shit, half of which I don’t get.
    (Ok, 2/3’s)
    Alright, 95%.

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  3. JakeGint

    Oh fer cripes…

    Get aculturated, ye damnable Philistines!

    (probably a passel of Prods)

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  4. Rothstein

    Jake,
    Savage going back, all in. I am thinking we are going to get another bear flag here and one more woosh down.
    Are you still out aside from the core?
    Thanks

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  5. Juiceyfruit

    What does your cryptic title mean; that you are currently reassessing your current negative equity/gold/silver stance?

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    • JakeGint

      I’m always open to reassessment, but I am not yet ready to take the Savage route.

      No, the title is a prediction. Not just the stock market runs in cycles, you know. Everything does.

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      • Juiceyfruit

        Savages swinging fm 35% exp to 130% may work for him, but too extreme for me.

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        • JakeGint

          Agreud. And I’m not sure the dollar is not going to swing low any second.

          Do me a favor and pull up a weekly chart of $USD going back to the beginning of 2008. Now run the fib lines from the spike bottom of the dollar in March ’08 to the spike top in ’09 (when the market started coming back, not coincidentally).

          Next, pull the lines over to the right side of the chart til they get to today. What do you see?

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  6. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Quite clever.

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  7. CommonGardenSlug

    I grew up in a country that neighbours Romania. Everyone hates them. They have a vastly inflated sense of self-worth. Probably because they think they’re descended from the Romans. They have first names live Trajan, Octavian and Julius. As a people they’re the perfect combination of dumbness and ego, making them perfect management material.

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    • JakeGint

      Eastern Europeans are a tough bunch. Maybe it’s that Dracula thing?

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      • go2pluto

        FYI Vlad was half Hungarian / half Moldovan

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      • CommonGardenSlug

        FWIW I’m Hungarian. Everyone hates us too, because we were more cultured than the rest of those Balkan peasants and tried to teach them some civility, sometimes through uncivil means.

        Now that I think about it, everyone hates everyone else over thurr [sic].

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  8. TraderCaddy

    My daughter spent two years in the Peace Corps in an area just north of the Transylvania area of Romania where unemployment was about 30% and the EU was making them close a bunch of mines as a condition to entry.
    You don’t want to go to Romania.
    And you don’t want any one you like to go into the Peace Corps.
    I have plenty of stories.

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  9. go2mars

    My salute.
    That was extremely well done!

    Was your lynching threat to the goatherd the reason for his selling VXX and trusting in “The Bernank’? Tied in some info about the current goings on… Me reary rike a rot! Excellent pacing and rhyme. You played the ink and took the time to advance quality (unlike me).

    Post a link to your “book of poetry”. -please and thanks.

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    • JakeGint

      It’s really just a bastardization of a famous Irish song, Danny Boy. Note the link above (“get aculturated!”) for the real thing.

      My paternal grandfather used to sing it at the piano at parties when I was a kid .

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  10. TraderCaddy

    I propose that this be the official handgun of Disney World.

    http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/gun-techniques

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  11. goldbugvariations
    goldbugvariations

    The metals are making nasty new lows while the PM stocks are holding up relatively well.

    This, plus a number of sentiment indicators, suggests that the bottoming process (not the “bottom”, mind you) is upon us.

    So I am taking my first wee bite — 5000 shares of AG (First Majestic Silver) — and will keep on chewing until Feb 7.

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    • JakeGint

      Yeah, I’m letting my buy stops fill. Already got some SLW at 29.05 the other day. Everything else sits and waits.

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  12. Jason

    I dipped into my “core” positions and unloaded PMs in size today–especially GLD and SLV. I’m sure this means we are at the bottom but I can’t afford to sit back and let these things continue to get creamed.

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  13. Name

    Tomorrow we turn in the PM’s sector!

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  14. Jason

    What happens to GLD when it goes down? Do they dump all the bullion on the market?

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    • ecchymosis

      Actually, they fill up a dump truck and drop it in Jake’s yard.

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  15. Goldbugvariations
    Goldbugvariations

    Jason,

    The NAV goes down to reflect the lower value of their holdings but they also dump gold as well. As a recent article on Minyanville (you’ll have to search for it) states, sizable dumps in GLD tend to come clustered around major lows in gold. We had one such dump two days ago.

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    • Jason

      Thanks. I found the article. Interesting stuff. Wonder if it holds true this time around.

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