Jay-Z – Venus Vs. Mars

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Oh, the pain is just too much. With sweaty palms and a hunched back, you cover your shorts. You cover your shorts, because you are a broken defeated man, with zero sense of how to break out of the mold of mediocrity. Instead of taking responsibility for your own actions, you point fingers at others, accusing them of illegal activities and outright tomfoolery.

The fact of the matter is, you are not built for this game. Oh, no. You are better fit to pick up my morning garbage or clean out public urinals, than invest money on behalf of others, let alone yourself. While it’s treu [sic], you enjoy real cheap commissions, trading via e-trade or Scottrade; however, you are an idiot and blow any such said savings on block-headed transactions.

Do yourself a favor, buy a mutual fund.

As for me, I will continue to bowl on you fuckers, until I am rich enough or too bored to care.

My sole trade today was getting long DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] .

I bought 30,000 DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] @ $6.80.

Disclaimer: If you buy DRYS because of this post, your job will get outsourced to Mexico. And, you may lose money.

What better way to celebrate America’s brilliance today than to annihilate a few million bearshitters? I implore you to lean on a few stocks that are heavily shorted, in order to defeat the financial terrorists aka “short sellers.” These mangled men walk around with hunched backs, covered with burlap hooded shirts. I will tell you, with the utmost sincerity, I find it despicable that this country allows bearshitters out in the general public. If I was President, I’d put them in “reeducation camps,” where they would learn Fly-economics, teaching them to support treasury auctions and all forms of equities—even low-grade oil and gas stocks.

Look folks, hashing over the tragedies of 9/11 will not make us feel better about ourselves. Instead, we should all get rich, or in my case rich-er, on this date, so that we may afford Chinese made LCD’s and iPhones, manufactured by the generous folks at FOXCONN.

With my money, very simply, I like Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Hercules Offshore, Inc. [[HERO]] , Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Holly Corporation [[HOC]] , Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] , Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] and [[RAX]] . Potential new buys include: Plug Power Inc. [[PLUG]] , DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] , [[GSI]] , [[RAX]] and Synaptics, Incorporated [[SYNA]]

Just when you thought civilization was going back to the time of the Tudors, BAM!, a new global growth story emerges. Year over year estimates will be shattered, amongst all relevant companies. Moreover, America is old hat, compared to the cool people from Asia—who have slaves for labor and gamblers for rich folks. Those fuckers will buy so many LCD teevee’s, Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] will run out of sand to make the glass that goes into those fuckers.

At any rate, aside from 4g, aside from foreign names, “The Fly” is actively researching Industrial Electric Equipment companies. For those of you who are subscribers to The PPT, click here for reference.

For you other cat fondlers out there, take a gander at General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , Powell Industries, Inc. [[POWL]] , REGAL-BELOIT CORPORATION [[RBC]] , AZZ Incorporated [[AZZ]] , AMETEK, Inc. [[AME]] , EnerSys [[ENS]] , Rockwell Automation [[ROK]] — and long shot plays Capstone Turbine Corporation [[CPST]] , Exide Technologies [[XIDE]] , Plug Power Inc. [[PLUG]] and Ultralife Corp. [[ULBI]] .

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In my basket, I own a variety of stocks. Some of my positions are quite large, others are rather small. I tend to my basket every single day, making adjustments to it, ensuring it stays in pristine condition.

At the present, I own a lot of oil and gas stocks, with the great hope that the dollar will continue to fuck itself and commodities will soar into the stratosphere. One of my stocks, which is one of my larger positions, is Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . As some of you know, I’ve been holding “good ol’ cocksucking” Flotek for sometime now, hoping others will catch wind to the idea that maybe Flotek is Bronx whore cheap. And, moreover, as oil charges higher, people will roll into FTK, effectively trapping the large short position, putting them into a “fag-box” filled with time bombs disguised as male genitalia.

Aside from FTK, I own decent positions in Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , [[RAX]] , General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , [[ENTR]] , TeleCommunication Systems, Inc. [[TSYS]] , TEKELEC [[TKLC]] —just to name a few.

The point I am trying to make; and this is very important, so pay attention: “The Fly” never loses. Do you hear me you fucking faggots? I endure temporary lapses in winship, just to allow you retards catch up to me. However, at the end of the day, I am up 70% year to date, while you are over there dicking around in your batman suit, planning some fucking queered out Halloween party.

…therefore, you are not privy to “The Fly’s” thoughts, trades or oddball hobbies. I will be out most of the day, on business, eating lamb and drink the milk of goats. In case you were wondering, I am not afraid of any market pullbacks. As a matter of fact, I am sure the market will rally, in the face of horrifying economic data.

Glossing over my positions, I am down a bit this morning, no more than 0.5%. My intention, with the grace of God, buy 4G/smartphone stocks on a pullback and allocate 20% of my capital to foreign names.

At the moment, I like the action in Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] , Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] and Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]]

My offices are decorated with diamonds. My coffee mugs are made from platinum, sans the handles. My form of transportation is one that travels at the speed of light and dispatches nuclear bomb hand grenades from a velvet cargo bay, onto the rooftops of my enemies.

“The Fly” has larger dicked gains than you and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

Top picks: Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , [[RAX]] , Hercules Offshore, Inc. [[HERO]] , Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]]

I bought 20,000 [[RAX]] @ $13.84.

Disclaimer: If you buy RAX because of this post, large rats will eat your pantry clean. And, you may lose money.