Can This Be Real?

Again, no position in CCME. But, you have to be fucking shitting me. Seriously, take a look at this and tell me where the SEC is on all of this? How the fuck can shareholders sleep at night, knowing there is some fucking guy, from some fucking blog, spewing out this shit!?! This cannot be verified and HAS TO BE FAKE.

CAVEAT: If this is real, well then, Chinese fuckery is alive and well.

I added to my OPEN position and started a new one, buying PSUN.

UPDATE: I added to PSUN and bought ARO.
Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, the next time you walk your dog a stray pitbull will eat it. And, you may lose money.

I trimmed back on my gold/silver holdings, as planned.

I sold 10% of my AG, 50% of my EXK and all of my NGD and AZK positions.

Do not be surprised or chagrined if we goose stepped higher today, in the face of $100+ crude. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been brainwashed by my television to believe higher crude is good for my life. I believe, thanks to the voices in my radio, that higher commodity prices means I am “rich as fuck.” So, the higher crude goes, the better I feel about myself. Hey, I’ve also been taught to believe when the dollar goes lower that’s actually a good thing. On a daily basis, I find myself rooting for antiquity. I’d like to see some sort of gold standard, if only for a day or two, so that my gold/silver stocks could appreciate and allow me to drive in Maybachs and buy Gretzky houses.

It’s not a secret: America is only cool because we have laser beams floating around in outerspace that can disintegrate its enemies. If it wasn’t for our military, barbarian hordes would overrun this fucked up nation and rape everyone. They’d fucking BBQ the men and enslave the women. They’d take the holy rollers and twist their heads off like Coca-Cola bottles.

Enough about America. Let’s talk about Libya.

Those jackasses are fucking with the zen of America, by way of oil disruption. Do not be surprised if President O’bama rips off his mask and reveals his true identity (George Bush), then proceeds to “secure the skies” of Libya, for the benefit of a few kickass oil tycoons.

Look, I need to run along now, as I am burdened with the responsibility of managing many, many millions of dollars for spoiled brats.

NOTE: It appears BZ‘s earnings were good.

Perhaps the Mayans and their stupid calendar were right. The world is really about to end, amidst clouds of black smoke and bustling metal. The geographic tinderbox, better known to you as “the middle east,” is literally on fire. Before you know it, Israel says “fuck it” and sends their invisible bombers to Tehran for a picnic. As this happens, Saudi Arabia is knee-deep in civil war, led by Bin Laden’s disciples. Western oil will be controlled, eventually, by hardened terrorists. ROFL.

When this occurs, oil will be so expensive your eyes will bleed from looking at it. You will need to only glance at the price, in order to preserve whatever vision you have left. Your heads, in the literal sense, will be used as punching bags by rogue warlords in your neighborhoods, as America descends into anarchy.

A great man once said “we’re addicted to oil.” Well, if that’s the case, what happens to said addict when they try to get off the toxic substance? The party is over. Prepare to suffer a great deal.

I speak of all this nonsense, as if I was 10x inverse, fucktard related, short the market, vis a vis Direxion weapons of financial disaster. But I am not. “The Fly” is a simple man with modest needs and goals.

For example, just today I wired $350,000 to an independent contractor in Huntsville for development of the world’s first ever “orbital space cannon.” Upon completion, I will be able to target my readers, with laser precision (literally), for instant vaporization. How cool is that?

Based upon the Sun, Moon and the stars, all spoken to me by celestial beings located inside our milky way, the stock market will eventually go to zero. It will not matter what stocks you find yourself in, for all of them will be loaded to the gills with liquid nitroglycerin.

Look, imagine you were a bird. You are walking around the Estate grounds and spot a nice pile of breadcrumbs. Interested, you walk over to said crumbs, chirping along the way (chirp, chirp, chirp). You bend your neck for a taste and a fucking roadside bomb detonates, tearing your physical frame to shreds. Not an ounce of stupid bird left.

Happy trading.

As an aside to today’s fucked up tape, why do southerners eat pork fat sandwiches? I am not talking about pork meat with a little fat. Those dixie fuckers eat the pork belly like gluttonous slobs. Make no mistake, something is wrong with those people.

The market got hammered today, as fears of the middle east unraveling into an unfixable shit heap festered the pigeon sized brains of investors. Saudi Arabian tanks in Bahrain is not exactly what we need to calm down the oil markets. At this point in time, I can only endorse a heavy gold/silver position. I am long other names, almost as a hedge against a cessation of violence. Should things simmer down, stocks like OPEN will rip heads off.

Which leads me to my next point: Seeking Alpha epitomizes rogue journalism. How many times have those assholes manipulated share prices vis a vis washroom analyst hit pieces? Today’s victim was OPEN. I will not attempt to rebut his argument, as it is absurd. Basically, this jackass is claiming a free restaurant reservation model will emerge and eat away at OPEN‘s margins. BULLSHIT. I told you before, the only real threats to OPEN is Yelp.com and Tripadvisor.com. Both of those companies have opted to partner with OPEN, instead of competing. God willing, OPEN will solidify their position by buying both companies. If they do that, OPEN is going to (wait for it) $300 per share.

For the day, it appears I lost less than 0.2%. Anytime you can lose nothing as the market gets clawhammered, it’s a good day indeud.

I bought 10,000 AZK.

Disclaimer: Fuck with me.

Something is amiss when Saudi Arabia is sending in tanks to Bahrain. Let’s not forget, their markets plummeted by 7% yesterday. What’s also clear is this market getting donkey punched, including several of my positions, namely OPEN. However, the most clear thing in the world is my winship in precious metal names: EXK, NGD, AG.

Thus far, I am up slightly on the day; but tempted to sell a whole lot of shit here. The markets are looking a little dicey here. It’s also worth noting, The PPT registered a legitimate OVERBOUGHT reading yesterday. I say legitimate because it wasn’t your garden variety above 3.00 Hybrid. It closed at 3.15 and had the required 75% of large cap stocks ranked “buy” or higher. Nevertheless, it’s obvious to anyone with a set of eyes, gold and silver is still where it’s at.

The market will go so high, it will sever your head from your shoulders. Although that last sentence made no sense, whatsoever, it’s true: your head will be placed into a small basket, providing you are short. Also, let me say this to you right now, very simply, scared money makes no money. If you want to short the market, do so with vigor. None of this pussy shit. Granted, you are entitled to be a pussy. This is not high school and I’m not gonna beat you up and kick you down a flight of stairs. However, I am moving to my own African drums here, stabbing the market in its face, like a pinata, taking all of the coin from its belly.

Here are some sectors you want to stay focused on, during the month of March.

REITs residential
Major Integrated Oil
Oil and Gas exploration
Multimedia & Graphics
REITs Industrial
Mortgage Investment
Beverages
Processed and Packaged Goods
Refining
REITs Retail

In summary, aside from oil, commodity related plays are NOT in vogue during the spring. At the moment, I have more than 30% of my assets tied up in gold/silver stocks. So, I am not exactly bearish on the group. However, whenever I decide to sell, it will leave a grande [sic] gaping hole in my portfolios that will need to be filled. I intend to fill such a hole with stocks from the above industries, using my time machine aka The PPT.

Early going, futures are looking “dreamy” and silver is looking to skin JP Morgan alive here, pressing higher at a fanatical rate.

Do you want to know how I make more money than you every single year? The answer is simple, yet multi-layered in its artistic complexities. First of all, my genetic make up allows me to retain more information than you. Also, I am able to read at a rate of 800 words per minute, touting an IQ of 155. Secondly, and most importantly, I choose the sword every single time. While you ball jugglers worry about life from your apartments made from shit, “The Fly” is making money off Libyan “Jack in the boxes” (anti-aircraft guns shooting from ambulances), as if that shit was a catalyst.

Most money managers can suck my dick. For the most part, I decline speaking to anyone or listen to their idiotic thoughts, regarding stocks. If you know me and I ask for your opinion it is because I respect you. The rest of you are simply bowling pins in my way.

I am a fucking live cannon ball, piercing through your barriers.

For the day, I pressed higher to the tune of 1.2%, spearheaded by the advances in BORN, EXK, CLR (sold at the highs), AG, NGD and APC.

Disclosure: 95% long, foot firmly pressed down to the floor, into stock market nirvana.