Here is Kasich’s Acceptance Speech

The new GOP frontrunner, John Kasich, has sacked Donald Trump.

‘As Ohio goes, so goes the country.’

I cut this shit off after 5 minutes. He had zero Kasich steaks, Kasich magazines or Kasich water, let alone an alarming absence of Kasich Vodka.

Boring.

President J. Kasich has won in his home state of Ohio, beating the disheveled D. Trump by double digits. This was the single state that Trump needed to win, but could not. Therefore, and this goes without saying, inexorably, he’s a yuge loser tonight.

According to the laws of mathematics, Trump is not likely to secure the amount of delegates needed to clinch the GOP candidacy, as the fat fuck state of Ohio has thrusted immeasurable losses upon him.

Should Mitt Romney enter the race to take the polygamist state of Utah from Trump, in order to help broker a convention against Trump in June, Trump’s task is going to be all the more dreadful to become the GOP candidate.

Trump’s speech is forthcoming. I’ll have it recorded and posted at iBankCoin within minutes of its completion.

Granted, like 3 blocks in Illinois are in, thus far. Nevertheless, Trump is laying waste to the vulture face Cruz.

Have a look.

Trump is leading big in Missouri too, 34% to 26% over Cruz.

Lastly, and most importantly, the GOP muppet in Chief, Marco Rubio, has been knocked the fuck out. Moreover, John Kasich is up big in Ohio, effectively legitimizing the path to stealing the nomination from Trump at the GOP convention.

Marco Rubio just announced he’s out of the running for top checkered pants republican candidate for President. Heretofore, he was a meaningless first term U.S. Senator. After today, he’s a humiliated first term Senator.

Moving on.

It’s rumored that Catchers Mitt Romney is going to enter the race, in order to take some delegates, especially from his psychotic home state of Utah. If the GOP is going to broker the convention, they might just tap old Mitt to lead the way towards another L.

According to the media, if Governor Kasich wins Ohio, which he’s up by 12% over Bozo Trump right now, he’s likely to be appointed Consul of the United States, who will also be granted prima-noctae powers over his subjects.

As for Donald Trump, his entertaining speeches are greatly appreciated by the RNC and they thank him for spending inordinate amounts of dollars on his campaign to help boost the national economy.

The GOP has successfully sold the idea that a brokered convention isn’t stealing, if done in broad daylight by men in suits. Forthwith, with Trump’s loss in Ohio, the media shall push forward the agenda to strip him of his votes and the dignity of his supporters.

“The Donald” is humiliating little marco in his home state of Florida, taking a commanding lead over all, now up by 20%.

He’s up by 8% in N. Caroline, 41% to 33%. Lastly, he trails Governor K by 4.3% in Ohio, 40% to 35.7%.

If he doesn’t win Ohio, the GOP will most likely contest the convention and steal it during the nomination during the convention. In other words, we’re all wasting our fucking time here, making believe democracy is at play.

On the democrat side, H. Clinton is gimping Sanders in all contests.

Super asshole and legendary investor, G. Soros, is at it again, this time directing his minions of middle earth, fire breathing, heathens to succor the amiable Hillary campaign. To date, he has given her $13 million, more than the two previous presidential cycles combined.

Soros cites ‘anti-immigration and ‘anti-Muslim’ statements for his unbending support for the swollen faced and helmeted face Hillary R. Clinton.

“The intense anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim rhetoric that has been fueled by the Republican primary is deeply offensive,” Soros said in the statement. “There should be consequences for the outrageous statements and proposals that we’ve regularly heard from candidates Trump and Cruz.”

Soros, who is 85, is reportedly worth $25 billion and has some money to burn.

Seriously, I don’t know how the indexes are showing gains into the bell. Across the board, stocks were destroyed today. Largess losses were abundant and readily absorbed in the financials, energy and healthcare sectors. The only sector that was green were the utilities.

Market breadth closed at an appalling 23%. This had the feeling of a sharply lower market. Who the fuck is kidding who?

Anyone with a portfolio in this market felt defeated and beaten about the face and chest, for today’s ass-kicking was strong and filled with vigor.

Tomorrow is the Fed day. I don’t see them saying anything of note. Moreover, it’s very hard to predict tomorrow will give the market any agreeable timeline for hiking rates. The market might be telling itself higher rates isn’t a big deal and that we can easily absorb them. The truth is, the market is a fucking liar.

Higher rates means disastrous everything.

Board the ark.

The often derided and seldom praised Theranos, who sports a very well connected and aging board of directors, is hosting a fund raiser for her good pal H. Clinton, who was gracious enough to lend her daughter to the event to grovel and collect the donations.

No judgments here. Naturally, Hillary wants money and she doesn’t shrink from taking it from people who are willing to buy friendship at $250 per and co-host with Chelsea for the miserly rate of just $2,700, regardless of their reputation or the methods used to acquire said wealth.

CONVERSATION WITH CHELSEA CLINTON
Monday, March 21st
11:00 AM
Hosted by Elizabeth Holmes
Offices of Theranos
Palo Alto, CA
(Address available upon RSVP)
Participation Levels:
+ Co-host: $2,700 – contribute or raise $2,700 includes host reception with Chelsea Clinton
+ Friend: $1,000
+ Supporter: $500
+ Friend: $250
+ Student: $100

As you were.

The entire biotech industry is being dismantled today, under the dark clouds of Valeant Pharmaceuticals. The two largest drops in the sector, outside of VRX, are MNK and ENDP. The common denominator is all three companies have pursued a grow by acquisition strategy, one that entailed jacking up the price of drugs to improve margins.

This has proven to be a disastrous model during this politically charged business cycle.

Perhaps these stocks rebound, wildly, after H. Clinton becomes the first female President of the United States. After all, the healthcare lobbyists will not permit her to take malevolent actions against their clients. Since she’s a team player and part of the status quo, it’s very likely that a H. Clinton win could equate to a gargantuan rally in all of these stocks that her rhetoric has helped destroy in the first place.

Alas, the joys of politicians and their empty promises.