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It’s Official: Kasich Takes Ohio

President J. Kasich has won in his home state of Ohio, beating the disheveled D. Trump by double digits. This was the single state that Trump needed to win, but could not. Therefore, and this goes without saying, inexorably, he’s a yuge loser tonight.

According to the laws of mathematics, Trump is not likely to secure the amount of delegates needed to clinch the GOP candidacy, as the fat fuck state of Ohio has thrusted immeasurable losses upon him.

Should Mitt Romney enter the race to take the polygamist state of Utah from Trump, in order to help broker a convention against Trump in June, Trump’s task is going to be all the more dreadful to become the GOP candidate.

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14 comments

  1. frog

    Interesting about Mormons being allowed to be polygamists. Muslims are too.

    That is one reason for there being so much war historically in the Muslim world. Only the richest guys ever get laid. It’s like wealth inequality here but worse, and with severe inequality about getting laid also. Countries with polygamy have higher rates of war. Because men who are not getting laid, and not likely to ever, are easy to push into war. You just promise your horny warriors 72 virgins if they die. And you promise your warriors that if they live, they can steal the “enemy’s” wives and daughters, if they live through the battle. A very backward and brutal way to live and die.

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  2. tradercaddy

    Har Har!
    I have voted in every election (including State and local since 1971- and yes I voted for George McGovern in ’72 and Reagan twice- go figure) but if it’s Kasich and Clinton I will stay home and check my account to see if my SS check made it.
    The only difference between them is Clinton would fail the polygraph quicker and she wears Mao like pants suits.

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    • frog

      Who would you like to win?

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      • tradercaddy

        I am in Florida and a registered independent, although I was a registered Democrat for many years. The Dem. party of JFK, Hubert Humphrey and Paul Simon – not Garfunkel’s singing partner) lost me when they turned far left and resemble a socialist cabal.
        The people I named above would not be accepted by the Dems today.
        The Repubs are not much better.
        Short answer is I don’t like any of them running, although I am amused by Trump.
        He reminds me of a crazed engineer driving an out of control train (like The Silver Streak movie) with a train full of dynamite heading for DC. DC could start with a do over and I believe term limits would be a good idea.

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      • frog

        Interesting. Personally, I wouldn’t expect term limits to help, unless the revolving door between Congress and corporations they were supported by, is also closed.

        If Congress members could leave after 1 term only, and then get a far more lucrative job as a lobbyists or whatever for the corporations whose interests they served while in Congress, we’d still have the same problems. Citizens United also needs to be overturned– by Constitutional amendment if that’s the only way to do it.

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  3. s.k.

    The good people of Ohio won’t be swayed by the bombastic demagoguery of a one D. Drumpf.

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  4. frog

    I just read that Kasich has never won a single state until Ohio. So unless that starts changing a lot soon, it’s hard to imagine him being the nominee– or to imagine voters supporting him suddenly in the general election, when they did not in the primaries.

    I don’t dislike Kasich any more than the other GOP candidates. He is Louis C. K.’s favorite candidate. But popular he is not.

    Louis C. K. on Trump, Kasich
    http://www.vox.com/2016/3/7/11173384/louis-ck-donald-trump

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    • Dr. Fly

      louis CK is a degenrate comedian. PLEASE

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      • frog

        I agree that he is degenerate. I wouldn’t want him as a friend. But I do find him funny– and interesting, as he is willing to explore issues that few others do.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        Fortunately, all comedians are degenerate. Like politicians but without the oranged hair.

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  5. sethster99

    I live in Ohio. My mother and I both voted for Kasich. My mother is a registered Democrat, and changed her registration to be sure she could vote against who she correctly identifies as Hitler part two.

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  6. s.k.

    And that’s just it. Just as many people that are mobilized to vote for D. Drumpf will also turn out to vote against him.

    Put Kasich up against the liar or the socialist and he will actually win, AND be qualified for the job

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  7. The Maven

    Trump will take Arizona, Utah (I do not think RoMoney can run at this point?), Montana and he could easily win NJ and more of the mid-Atlantic states. I do not see how he is stopped at this point.

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  8. evilmav2

    The Trump train is rolling hot with no cattle guard, and with worn out brakes. Cow Kasich, Lyin’ Ted, and anybody else the center-right politico class wants to put in front of the train will be gored and ground to hamburger in the next few weeks under hot wheels of iron. A brokered convention is suicide for the Republican party, both in the short term and long, so assuming Cruz doesn’t raise himself and his Holy Ghost up to convincingly beat Trump in California, New York, Arizona, and in smaller races, the establishment idiots will be forced to quickly process the 7 stages of grief and step out of the Train’s way, or see their party turn on itself, And burn itself alive in white hot, flames of immolation. Who would have ever thought that it would be so hard for old line Republican politicos to work with a guy who has a chance to re-marry their conservative base to the brutalized masses of former Reagan Democrat blue collar and rural constituencies that have been so injured by bad globalization trade crap agreements? There’s an incredible, big-tent, permanent majority party possibility that’s sitting ripe for the picking right now- because of the insights and efforts of Donald J Trump, and the lazy, stultified political class republicans who are scheming to stop the man and his movement need to surrender or get crushed by the Train. It’s time to make America great again.

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