Fly Buys: ASX, CROX, ODP, JDSU, ALU, TBSI, LVLT, GMXR

Here we go:

10,000 CROX @ $1.99
10,000 ASX @ $2.49
10,000 ODP @ $1.94
20,000 ALU @ $2.38
20,000 JDSU @ $4.70
10,000 TBSI @ $8.91
30,000 LVLT @ $1.12
3,000 GMXR @ $7.73

I like the rally. I really do. But when shit like [[UIS]] is flying off the handle, coupled with a little [[REV]], [[QTM]] and [[PIR]] action, you know the rally is long in the tooth.

However, it has always been my belief, despite my brief SRS/FAZ foray/debacle, the market is destined to rally until May. Without a doubt, the summer winds of despair will whistle at investors over sized ears, once the unemployment lines reach carnival-like proportions.

However, it’s just too much fun, playing with all of these little penny stocks, making a gagillion dollars per day. It’s almost as if the recession wasn’t real. It’s almost as if, men with florescent orange leotards are running the country.

At any rate, before the miserable month of May approaches, I will endeavor to have fun, on the long side of trades. I must admit, I do enjoy kicking you old fuckers down empty elevator shafts a great deal, indeed.

For a trade, I like ODP, CRR, JDSU and ASX, right here, right now.

NOTE: Latest poll showings had Jakegint in the lead.

Asshatville, America— Police are investigating a tragic hunting accident, where 3 bloggers were found dead, with high caliber punctures to their moustaches.

One witness at the scene, who goes by the name of “Howard Lindzon,” said “I saw some guy throwing bowling balls out of his 80’s style stretch limo, then shots rang out like OMG. I haven’t been so scared since a bunch of rappers came into my favorite gay bar and beat us all senseless.”

Police are on the lookout for a white vintage 1984 limousine, with the license plate “BWL ON YOU.”

The victims were identified as Vertitas5, Ripetrade and Zmoose.

Pick the THREE candidates LEAST deserving of an iBC blog. [617 votes total]
Jakegint (80)	13%
Cuervoslaugh (107)	17%
Ripetrade (149)	24%
Zmoose (158)	26%
Veritas5 (123)	20%

In other news, the Godly folks at iBankCoin will be electing the next “tabbed blogger” tomorrow, at The PPT. For those of you who are interested in voting and checking out the best financial tool ever invented, it will cost you $2.

Click on invite, if you are interesting in partaking in a democratic event.

Where shall I begin?

I fucking roasted the livers of my enemies today, like pigs in a vat of hot oil, charging ahead by more than 4.5%, effectively wiping out all of my losses from last week. I attribute such mastery of the markets to my “calculator brain” and “space alien magician” ways.

I booked absurd profits in [[RFMD]] and [[GNK]] today, while loading my vessels with lots of ugly shoes, [[CROX]]. I went long nearly defunct office supply stores, [[ODP]], while accumulating large blocks of bullshit networking companies, like [[ALU]] and [[CAVM]].

Let it be known, I closed out today’s session long of [[CECO]], [[ALU]], [[TER]], [[ODP]], [[CIEN]], [[AMKR]], [[LDK]], [[OVTI]], [[ASX]], [[CROX]], [[CRR]], [[STAR]] and a little [[MVIS]] for shits and giggles.

My short exposure includes, unfortunately, [[FAZ]], [[SRS]] and [[FXP]].

I hope you have learned your lessons, betting against the man in the plutonium powered time machine. Just when you thought Plutonium Petey was down for the count, BAM, he rolls on your face with his oversized go-cart.

So you know, the Godly folks at iBC have elected to allow you to access The PPT (one day pass), in order to vote for iBankCoin’s next tabbed blogger, for a menial fee of $2. Once there, you will bear witness to “The Fly’s” intra-day awesomeness and understand why The PPT is the best financial tool ever invented.

Indeud.

Who Will Die Next? Pick the THREE candidates LEAST deserving of an iBC blog. Jakegint Cuervoslaugh Ripetrade Zmoose Veritas5 Current Results

I bought 100,000 [[ALU]] @2.39. And, I bought 20,000 [[ODP]] @ $1.90.

UPDATE: I bought 3,000 [[CAVM]] @ $12.47.

UPDATE II: I bought 10,000 [[ASX]] 2 $2.59.

NOTE: PPT upgraded ALU and CAVM to buy today.

I sold out of my total position, around $16.65ish.

UPDATE: I sold out of 90% of my [[RFMD]] position, just north of $2.57

Indeud.

I bought 20,000 [[CROX]] @ $1.98.

Disclaimer: Indeud.

You’re all idiots. I am not your Pastor. I am not your kids school teacher. Hell, I am a nothing more than a leaf in the wind, a blogger of sorts, yet for some odd reason you think I am beholden to you.

Fly gets a stock pick wrong: “OMG ROFL WTF.” Fly gets a pick right: “YEAH OMG FLY IS GOD.”

Fuck off, lady.

Dude, get a hold of yourself: this is a fucking blog, not some sort of Broadway show, whereby the audience gets to throw celery at the performers. I will fucking punch your eyebrows off for a half twisted smirk, let alone all of the bullshit you spew in the comments section.

All you need to know, emphatically, is that I am better than you, whether it be investing, a game of darts or even flipping through television channels: “The Fly” does it better.

So, with that established, understand, you are not qualified to leave messages for Senor Tropicana. Go whistle Dixie at a Tea Party, asshat.

As for trading:

I am winning again. That’s all I feel like saying, at this moment in time.

Asshatville, America—Police are investigating what looks like an execution style killing of four bloggers, found dead at infamous stock market website, iBankCoin.com. The victims were identified as Boca, Al, Dpeezy and Pikertrader.

Thus far, there are no leads as to why the four were killed. However, it is believed that the owner of the website, who goes by the name of HORATIO CLAWHAMMER, better known as The Blogfather, put a hit out on the unlucky four due to “inadequate grammar usage” and “fucktarded stock market picks.”

One eyewitness, who goes by the name of DEVILDOG, said “NEW LOWS SOON, BITCH,” when asked about the crime. Police are still investigating what that ominous phrase means and have placed Mr. DEVILDOG in a padded cell for further questioning.

WHO WILL DIE NEXT!?

Pick the FOUR candidates LEAST deserving of an iBC blog. [970 votes total]
cuervoslaugh (106)	11%
AI (119)	12%
DPeezy (123)	13%
pikertrader (113)	12%
boca (139)	14%
ZMoose12 (95)	10%
Veritas5 (72)	7%
ripetrade (102)	11%
JakeGint (101)	10%

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