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A Special Message From the Dressing Room of Larry Kudlow

I see mustard seeds everywhere. You got to love free market capitalism, despite it not being here folks. I predict a panic buying spree. You got to make love these mustard seeds. They’re great. Folks, you just got to do it.

-Larry Kudlow’s mafia clothes

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29 comments

  1. TheArtist

    Larry Kudlow must die……….

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    • michaelqqqq

      Just pay him off and shut him up. This is very bad for America. A bias, prejudice, stupid, egotisical,, attention loving, close minded, person that makes CNBC look real bad.

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  2. jungleegirl

    mustard oil, now that is special.

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  3. RC

    lol

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  4. goodfornothing

    Haha. I got my mustard seeds from MOS. Must’ve been deformed, out grew CDO’s. I wonder where Kudlow gets his? Probably from his former coke dealer?

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  5. Aris

    hahah fucking kudlow. there aren’t even words to describe the joke.

    american cnbc has to be the worst example of news in a non-totalitarian country.

    i guarantee that you could give paintball guns to chimps and get more out of it.

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  6. The Fly

    Barney Frank is a gay meatball.

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  7. BigNic

    Last Time I smoked Mustard Seeds ” I had the same vision”

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  8. The Fly

    Education sector rankings, PPT:

    No. Ticker Tech. Fund. Hybrid Hybrid Change – Daily Hybrid Change – Weekly
    1 APOL 4.28 4.00 4.16 0.00% 0.00%
    2 COCO 3.93 4.10 4.00 3.90% 0.00%
    3 DV 3.83 3.87 3.85 18.83% 0.00%
    4 ESI 3.88 3.80 3.85 0.26% 0.00%
    5 CECO 2.93 4.40 3.55 4.41% 0.00%
    6 STRA 3.03 3.95 3.42 20.85% 0.00%
    7 CPLA 3.38 3.40 3.39 21.07% 0.00%
    8 EDU 1.88 4.20 2.85 5.56% 0.00%
    9 REVU 3.08 2.50 2.84 0.35% 0.00%
    10 UTI 2.43 2.90 2.63 0.38% 0.00%
    11 EPAX 1.43 3.95 2.49 -18.63% 0.00%
    12 LRN 1.83 3.20 2.40 0.00% 0.00%
    13 MMS 1.73 3.31 2.39 -5.53% 0.00%

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  9. TheArtist

    Barney Frank is a cross dressing large mouthed bass gay meatball…………

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  10. jungleegirl

    does barney frank have teeth?

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  11. The Fly

    Barney is a mans man.

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Will Frank require Nancy Pelosi to get rid of her taxpayer supported aircraft?
    I didn’t think so.

    http://caps.fool.com/Blogs/ViewPost.aspx?bpid=117911&t=01004216022760741628

    Pigs. All of them.

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  13. Mr. EB

    My head is about to explode. On one hand Devildog expects the market to go out at the lows of the day. On other hand Dennis Kneale just bet $100 with Rick Santeli, market will close green today.

    Right now I’m long which puts me on the side of Dennis Kneale, which scares the crap out of me.

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  14. TheArtist

    Barney is a GAY mans man……..and he wears a latex training bra….

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  15. Dr. Incognito

    There are no good sides but your own these days. Barney Frank is a man’s man only in the city of San Fran.

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  16. capnkrush

    I was working on my picture of Larry Kudlow smoking mustard seeds out of a one-hitter, and then you come out with this!! Damn you fly!! You ruined my great work in progress!!

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  17. T MOE

    This is a fucking joke. Everyone wonders who is to blame for the mess. You are looking at him sorry her- Barney Gay Man Frank.
    They will fuck this shit up even more. The Greatest Depression is coming

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  18. TraderCaddy

    Barney Frank wears a manbra or is it a manzierre or is it the Bro?

    Kramer and George would know.

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  19. boca

    Mr. EB I think you’re on the wrong side of the bet, unless you think there’s a WTF play in the last 5 minutes. Santelli is smart, Kneale not so much. Just my opinion of course.

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  20. Mr. EB

    boca, normally I would agree with you. Santelli 10Xs smarter than Dennis, however I think anti-Devildog overwhelms everything. I bet the scenario will be both Devildog and Dennis will be wrong. Which means small rally rest of day, but it doesn’t turn green like Dennis bet.

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  21. hmmmmmm

    RKH breaking down, early tell. I’ve loaded many cans of Keystone Light and Rolling Rock with wasps spray painted neon colors for my trip to PNC to give away “free beer.” When I flip the lights and turn on the black lights, party time! Wish me luck!

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  22. Mark Foley

    Barney is harmless, I’m the real deal. In olden times (two years ago), I was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by my colleagues and constituents. Then I got caught exchanging sexy instant messages with 17-year-old male pages who were pretty clearly like, “Whatever, you old creep,” and suddenly everybody thought I was terrible. Now my breed of harmless homosexual Republican has been hunted almost into extinction, even as exorcism fetishists, alien warlords, and angry old crooks flourish within the party ranks.

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    Aris Says:

    hahah fucking kudlow. there aren’t even words to describe the joke.

    american cnbc has to be the worst example of news in a non-totalitarian country.

    i guarantee that you could give paintball guns to chimps and get more out of it.

    Who says America is non-totalitarian? Mebbe after Jan 20………….

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  24. DEVILDOG

    krudlow is a lying elitist piece of human krap. I hope someone walks up and puts a bullet in his head while he’s at dinner in his french restaurant. I’m not kidding.

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  25. Juice

    D-dog .. lighten up, dude. Kudlow may be a misguided apparatchnik with gaudy Mozzillo pinstripes, however he is a nice fellow.

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  26. Shaolin Soldier

    Word up Juice, kudlow may not know shit about the economy and even less about markets, but he’s aight with me, and easy on the eyes too!

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  27. Juice

    SS – are you female, gay, tranny, or some interesting combination, thereof?

    Sometimes I can’t stand the guy … like when he gives his party line speeches and when he don’t let his guests speak … sometimes he’s ok because he is diplomatic

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  28. pn

    I think SS is Andrea Bitchell looking for a 3-some.

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