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38 comments

  1. The Fly

    My worst fears come true.

    The horror.

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  2. The monkey will be back after breakfast.

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  3. Freddy krueger

    Fly,

    Never argue with the DevilDog Contrary Indicator…NEVER FAILS…100% ACCURATE…You need to add the Indicator to the PPT

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  4. Jeff Macke

    When is Obama gonna take the impairment charge?

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  5. your money is mine
    your money is mine

    get long shippers drys and exm..

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  6. El Tiberon

    I had a client who was gifted with the Kevorkian touch. If he bought it was a guaranteed sell and the inverse was true. He ran out of money…odd no?

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  7. mdawsz

    The market is gay. Where’s the panic sell-off like last fall?

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  8. The Fly

    The market consistently does the opposite for what you think the opposite will be.

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  9. The Fly

    Prediction for today:

    We drop 2-3%, then make it all back in the final 2 minutes of trade.

    A true WTF moment.

    Enjoy.

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  10. Jakegint

    The monkey is hanging out with Rosie PALM and her five sisters.

    I suggest you get out the plastic tarpaulin.

    ____________

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  11. The Fly

    PALM and DRYS–fantastic leadership.

    Oh boy.

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  12. The Fly

    BTW:

    DRYS is up because Cramer goosed it this morning on his fucking blog.

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  13. Bravo

    FLY,
    Where dose the PPT rank banks? In particular, GS.
    Thanks.

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  14. Generational BOND Top
    Generational BOND Top

    Use this opportunity to GET RID OF ALL BONDS YOU HOLD! We are at a Generational Bond Top.

    The 2-year rate is 1.5% and the ten is 2.5%.

    Bonds will fall in value by 25%- 60% OR MORE over the next 5 years. That includes BOND FUNDS.

    I was right on Oil top, Oil Bottom, Stock BOTTOM. I’m right on BONDS now, making me 4for4!

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  15. Mr. EB

    The thing to do is fade Devildog. It works every time. Errr… Devildog what you thinking now? Thanks to him I’m up 5.2% MTD with no draw-downs.

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  16. The Fly

    PPT is very bearish on banks.

    Here is GS score:

    Technical Breakdown
    Accumulation/Dist. [?] 1
    Price Performance [?] 1
    Relative Strength [?] 1
    Volatility [?] 3
    Volume [?] 1
    Overall Technical Score [?] 1.02
    PPT Recommendation: Strong Sell
    Fundamental Breakdown
    Debt/Equity [?] 5
    PEG Ratio [?] 1
    Price/Book [?] 5
    Price/Sales [?] 5
    Profit Margin [?] 4
    Overall Fund. Score [?] 3.69
    PPT Recommendation: Buy
    Hybrid Score
    Hybrid Score [?] 2.14

    Historical Scores
    How has GS scored in the past? Click here to find out.
    PPT Recommendation: Sell

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  17. The Fly

    DevilDog did not buy stocks this morning. No way. I refuse to believe it.

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  18. Jakegint

    Where is PPT on UUP?

    _________

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  19. The Fly

    PPT ranks for all national investment banks:

    No. Ticker Tech. Fund. Hybrid Hybrid Change – Daily Hybrid Change – Weekly
    1 SWIM 2.22 4.25 3.08 20.31% -8.33%
    2 SCHW 1.72 4.42 2.86 -3.70% -12.80%
    3 AMTD 1.02 4.60 2.52 -4.18% -28.41%
    4 OXPS 1.22 4.32 2.52 -2.33% -21.50%
    5 IBKR 1.02 4.50 2.48 -9.49% -24.39%
    6 MF 2.52 2.40 2.47 13.30% 0.41%
    7 BGCP 1.92 3.20 2.45 -5.41% -12.19%
    8 TRAD 1.37 3.90 2.43 0.00% -22.86%
    9 TWPG 1.92 3.00 2.37 6.76% 6.76%
    10 MS 1.72 3.20 2.34 0.43% -11.70%
    11 FCSX 1.32 3.50 2.24 -18.55% -23.29%
    12 MKTX 1.27 3.45 2.19 0.46% -31.99%
    13 SEIC 1.22 3.50 2.18 0.46% -23.24%
    14 GS 1.02 3.69 2.14 -9.70% -24.38%
    15 NMR 1.02 3.60 2.10 -4.98% -24.73%
    16 QCC 0.92 3.65 2.06 0.00% -5.07%
    17 RODM 0.92 3.60 2.04 -5.12% -25.27%
    18 ETFC 1.47 2.60 1.94 -5.37% -18.14%
    19 KBW 0.97 3.00 1.82 0.00% -30.53%

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  20. mrkcbill

    The Devil Dog Top?

    Devil whats on the Lifetime channel?

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  21. The Fly

    PPT on UUP:

    Technical Breakdown
    Accumulation/Dist. [?] 1
    Price Performance [?] 4
    Relative Strength [?] 4
    Volatility [?] 1
    Volume [?] 1
    Overall Technical Score [?] 2.42
    PPT Recommendation: Sell

    How has UUP scored in the past? Click here to find out.

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  22. ScamWOW

    Selling will dry up around 11 by exm

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  23. The Fly

    PPT Shippers:

    1 OCNF 2.92 4.50 3.58 18.15% 3.47%
    2 TBSI 2.52 4.90 3.52 19.73% -5.88%
    3 DRYS 2.52 4.90 3.52 19.73% 0.28%
    4 DAC 2.52 4.70 3.43 9.24% 0.29%
    5 NAT 2.32 4.75 3.35 -3.74% -14.97%
    6 CKH 2.27 4.60 3.25 4.84% -7.93%
    7 ESEA 1.77 5.15 3.19 -5.34% -10.39%
    8 TOO 2.37 4.30 3.18 -6.74% -8.88%
    9 TNP 1.92 4.90 3.17 -3.35% -11.20%
    10 PRGN 2.02 4.75 3.17 7.82% -12.67%
    11 NM 1.77 4.90 3.09 5.10% -11.97%
    12 SBLK 1.97 4.65 3.09 0.98% -11.21%
    13 SFL 2.02 4.55 3.08 16.67% -3.45%
    14 CPLP 1.92 4.60 3.04 6.29% -8.71%
    15 EXM 1.77 4.75 3.03 3.06% 8.21%
    16 ONAV 1.67 4.80 2.99 -0.66% -13.08%
    17 TDW 1.20 5.21 2.89 20.92% -19.94%
    18 KEX 1.42 4.90 2.88 -1.03% -16.52%
    19 DHT 1.47 4.75 2.85 0.00% -15.18%
    20 OSG 1.22 5.08 2.84 -3.73% -16.96%
    21 GNK 1.57 4.60 2.84 -1.39% -20.45%
    22 HOS 1.47 4.70 2.82 -3.75% -13.23%
    23 HRZ 1.32 4.70 2.74 -2.84% -14.91%
    24 EGLE 1.32 4.65 2.72 -4.56% -22.73%
    25 FREE 1.52 4.30 2.69 -3.93% -20.41%
    26 DSX 1.07 4.85 2.66 -3.97% -23.12%
    27 FRO 1.22 4.60 2.64 -4.00% -17.76%
    28 TK 1.22 4.40 2.56 -4.12% -20.99%
    29 GMR 1.02 4.70 2.56 -11.72% -26.44%
    30 GLNG 1.72 3.45 2.45 5.15% -20.97%
    31 VLCCF 1.02 4.35 2.42 -4.35% -25.99%
    32 ACLI 1.02 4.30 2.40 -16.96% -27.71%
    33 TNK 1.52 3.40 2.31 0.00% -23.00%
    34 TOPS 2.07 2.60 2.29 23.78% -12.93%
    35 KSP 1.27 3.20 2.08 -9.57% -26.24%
    36 NMM 1.12 3.35 2.06 -8.04% -27.97%
    37 SSW 1.42 2.90 2.04 24.39% -12.45%
    38 TGP 1.37 2.65 1.90 4.40% -21.49%

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  24. sniper6

    Initiated MTW 200 @ $8.00, despite it being mentioned on Mad Money last night.

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  25. TheArtist

    I personally see GS at 22.00 or in the 20 dollar range……these asswipes in this space are still lying thru their teeth at the profit possibilities they have…..outside of free Gov. money the profits are gone away for years to come. If they expect to become a bank and use deposits as collateral against borrowing they are limited….and with 100 to 1 leverage gone (at least for the moment) GS and MS and all the others are in a corner and will remain there………

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  26. Mr. EB

    Until Devildog posts again. His last post stands when he said go long today and Monday and then turn bearish Tuesday.

    This means we go down today and Monday and we should go long starting Tuesday.

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  27. Henry Fool

    Okay the BBE is over! Now What?

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  28. TheArtist

    Devildog said on a thread yesterday that he was going to go long URE and UPW first thing this morning…..

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  29. AssholeDipBuyer

    We showed up right on time at 10 and did our job extremely well for 10 minutes. Then the CockSuckingRallySellers showed up.

    Fuck you, Cocksuckers.

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  30. BeWater

    Is this what you are looking for?

    http://www.rallymonkey.com/oldvideo.php

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  31. Henry Fool

    GIO has had an amazing call in my opinion Calling short AFAM the other day!
    As well as getting long LOPE!

    Well fucking done GIO!!

    Look at AFAM fall starting 3 pm yesterday.

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  32. Aris

    come on, guys and girls, buy some stocks!

    THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE!

    ‘the market is holding up well’

    ‘i like energy’

    ‘we’re all-in’

    ‘buy stocks’

    ‘dividends!’

    ‘go’

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  33. Freddy Krueger

    DevilDog Top

    Main Trend is down from here on!!!

    My target for the SP is 0 until DD changes to bearish view

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  34. Sir Douchebag

    LOL!

    Thanks for the fuckin tip, Fly!

    I never would have guessed 7.2% unemployment might cause people to sell.

    Better throw out the egg-nog from last year. You seem groggy these days.

    But whatever. We’re all gonna be fucked in the end. This is probably the last year until full on anarchy takes over. Better spend it while you got it.

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  35. TheArtist

    The earth will flip on it’s axis soon and north will be south and south north. when that happens Manhattan will be completely under sea water as well as England and Japan…..at that moment the eskimos will take over and all will be fine…..they will hand out free salted cod and sporks….and if your nice maybe a jar of tabasco…..

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  36. Private Parts

    im sure DD saw that the open was not all that and chilled.

    but still wont post a photo of his ferrari which makes him a naughty fibbing dog.

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  37. jungleegirl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZKN4AZ63g

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  38. Old School Investor
    Old School Investor

    “Well, my broker is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says…”

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