I am happy to report, our auxiliary offices in Ulaanbaatar have fended off “assholish” attacks from our Asian steppe enemies. It should come as no surprise: those who were captured have been executed via pinless hand grenades tossed into enemy container bins aka “fag-boxes.” At this time, they also hit us with various low end cyber attacks, which were again fended off and eliminated. As a result, we are burning the corpses of those captured and killed. Hence, if you see black smoke emanating from the chimney of some non-descript castle, you will know why.
Regarding the market: I expect to see my refinery stocks appreciate a great deal this week, coinciding with my monthly general construction expenditures. Stocks like CVI, ALJ and WNR will offset any and all expenses. Also, as the retards in NATO sit around paying RTN “Bernanke-Bucks” via launching “idiot-bombs” that do nothing, the spread between Brent and WTI crude will widen. This is a major boon for domestic refiners. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You never listen.
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