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Stocklabs Servers Are Down For Repair

Without delving too much in the nettles of our European servers and subpar customer service, memes were a delight inside Stocklabs and we had so many memes it broke the servers. So then we tried to fix it and the Europeans, being the inferior race of whites that they are, have been leading us down forked roads with traps laid in the weeds for us to step into and become frustrated.

We have a contingency plan and you ought to feel terrible for ruining my weekend with this sordid stuff. I will have you know, I have been attacked by all manners of people accusing me of nefarious doings, such as COLLAPSING the image upload mechanism upon the Trump verdict because, in some parallel universe I am anti Trump and would like to see LESS memes about Trump and perhaps about my person.

My apologies for this inconvenience and just know I haven’t meditated today and feel really terrible about it being down and might not sleep the entire day. God willing this will be sorted out by 4am trade.

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4 comments

  1. richardweiner

    Does thinking about boobies and touching my pee pee count as meditation? If so, I meditated today

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  2. fryguy15

    Good morning

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  3. fryguy15

    Can’t believe SL is down on the first business day of priDEMONth

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  4. fryguy15

    Can’t believe SL is down on the first business day of priDEMONth

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