iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUCK YOU CANDLES INTO THE CLOSE; MIGHT RETIRE FROM BLOGGING ***

The inverse of yesterday, naturally. We tanked into the bell yesterday and today enjoyed the mirror image. As such, I managed to scratch and claw myself back into the green — literally akin to pushing a handicapped wheelchair up a steep cliff — only to perhaps tomorrow speed downhill directly into an dynamite depot where I will explode.

I fished out one of the most depraved portfolios YTD, affixed with a beta of 2 now, slightly leveraged, long all sort of craven degenerate stocks. I will either rejoice and revel in my own ignorance tomorrow or pay a very severe price for my sins of wanton greed and lust for material earthly items.

In other news, I am busy studying to get licensed again — off to manage other people’s money again for both sport and pleasure. I have been out for 7 years and miss it — bedraggled with a feeling of being UNDERUTILIZED amidst a cadre of unsophisticated and dwellers. It might entirely be plausible that this blog ceases to exist within the year. Nothing is written in stone — but I am giving you all fair warning, as I have grown bored and want to embark on a new task.

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9 comments

  1. echeshier

    You can’t quit! I’ve been reading your blog since like 2006

    Also if you need a quant for your fund, I’m looking for a side gig.

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  2. cayman4444

    Do you really miss the hand-holding with clients who turn their back on you the minute your returns suffers vs the benchmarks? Or do you miss the money? I did it for 20 years, and I HATE small-minded, inexperienced investors. They deserve zero-bid penny-stocks…

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  3. soupbone

    Whatever happens, thanks for sharing your talents in markets, human behaviours and in written English with everyone for so many years.

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  4. tradercaddy

    Say it ain’t so.

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    • mad willie thompson
      mad willie thompson

      I’m with TC Fly. Understand you gotta do what you gotta do, BUT…

      It is *officially* under protest.

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  5. lastbid

    very good, fuck off

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  6. duuude

    Catamite

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  7. flea

    You can’t quit, boss. Where would we, the catamitic sheep, go? IKep it going – great marketing for your business.

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  8. flea

    Another thought. Consider the timing … going back into it right at the catastrophic crash.

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