iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM A PIRATE NOW

Good Day —

I managed to squeak out a gain of 5bps in HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL, HIGHLY ASTUTE trading — all to do with two new themes I am rather enjoying.

Today shipping giant Maersk announced they were halting shipping in the Red Sea due to attacks. On this news, shipping and tanker stocks BUSTED THE FUCK LOOSE and I am here for the panic. Also, the Iranian Navy escorted the USS Eisenhower from the Persian Gulf. That’s right, the fucking Iranian Navy is making moves on the US Fleet in the Gulf. All of this, and much much more, led me to this trade.

I leaned in heavily about mid afternoon — even taking a position in Israel shipping scam stock ZIM. My focus is entirely on this over the weekend and I’m hoping RPGs will fly — enabling me to bank a little coin come Monday. It sounds evil, and it is, but just a little. I have no control over these things.

My other focus is on biotech — which are CORE HOLDINGS for me now. If you chanced upon me in person and quickly quizzed me as to what in the fuck I owned, I could only tell you their profiles and revenues — nothing else. I have no idea what they do and honestly don’t care. My thesis is rates are going down and once bedraggled stocks who were punished due to restrictive financing will be alleviated and freed from their shackles to prance about the corn fields as FREE MEN.

Also, I have various others interests, such as Bitcoin and Uber. I am a very astute and sophisticated investor and my moves are calculated 10 steps ahead, most of the time. But on this rare occasion, I am late to the shipping/tanker trade and fully expect to lose money on them come Monday. But in the event the RPGs fly and these fucking stocks soar — I could never forgive myself for not being in. I can accept losing money on a late trade — but I could never live with myself knowing the possibilities of MAXIMUM HAPPENINGS were present and I did nothing about it.

GOOD SIRS —

The Fly acts upon his urges and takes action all the time, then talks about it here later.

Have a good weekend and don’t forget to join Stocklabs — all proceeds go to me which is great and I’ll also yell at you inside the platform until you trade better.

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