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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Great Evil Has Been Cast Upon Me

Listen to me —

I will not mince words or waste time to elaborate exactly what my stated mission is to do during this lifetime. The semiconductors crushed me again — this time on the long side. I entered into the session long the semis for a trade and was forced out at an egregious loss — only to bear witness to it climb almost all the way back to breakeven before once against descending lower into the hot oils.

My crusade is a blood feud and although I have just 5% of my book short the semiconductors, I will never forget this day — when Joe Fucking Biden banned sales of AI chips to China to coincide with my long position — I knew then and there what my purpose was and it is to preside over the total annihilation and destruction of the semiconductors.

Just before the market close, the war in Israel escalated, as Two American aircraft carrier strike groups consisting of over 200 warships and 10,000 American servicemen loom in the Mediterranean. Whilst this is happening, Putin met with the President of China — further solidifying their alliance in opposition of American hegemony.

It’s all happening now and although the transgendered bulls prance about the market without a care in the world — a great doom beckons — a domino effect that will entangle all people making you rue the day when all you had to worry about was psychopathic people telling you to inject your babies with poisonous flu vaccines.

I ended the session down 80bps, forlorn and downcast — melancholy over the what could have beens and the dreams shattered before me. I used this energy and turned it into anger apply this animus as a motive to inflict harm upon the people I hate. Right now, I hate the people who work inside the foundries and the people who make my computer go faster. I hate the gamers and the Bitcoin miners and anyone else who relies upon the evil incarnate semiconductor cabal.

I seek vengeance and resolution and have grown weary of waiting for my fortunes to turn. I’ve been flat to down in this market for the better part of the last 3 months; but it feels like forever. Good people deserve good things and I am the best person that I know. So it would be a terrible sacrilege to deprive me of my rights, by natural law, and I shall work harder now to attain it.

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One comment

  1. duuude

    Fly, review last years trading…by seasons…you have a pettern

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