iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Running into a Fucking Chainsaw

Enjoyooors —

This is not the time of year to be forlorn and ruin an otherwise fantastic year which saw stocks down in the order of 25%. After all, the pagan holidays loom and I’m pretty sure you all have all purchased thousands of dollars worth of stuff and have wrapped them in fancy festive foil in order to open them up like a retarded child on Xmas morning and to feign surprise.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking:

“What an evil bastard this Fly guy is. Who the hell does he think he is anyway?”

I won’t bother to convince you of my many virtues but instead challenge you to stop me winning streak. Look at me, crazy as fuck just rampaging throughout the marketplace, whilst you struggle like the fucking moron you apparently are — festooned with Ukrainian flair and CIA/FBI merchandise in your closet — because American democracy is the best…bro.

It feels good to preside over the end of this nonsense. We can only hope for the turn to happen quick and with maximum levels of pain.

The bear market will resume first thing 2023.

I made 2.07% today.

Ciao.

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4 comments

  1. bambam

    Unlike many.. who Tweet they’re leaving and wait for the replies..

    I Deactivated my account for real.. and it feels good. Much like ditching FB (meta). There’s nothing of value on that site. Never was prior to Eschlong. And now it’s apparently it’s just a garbage heap. I’ve had plenty of fun saying the quiet things outloud. Now it’s time to move on.

    And do that here!

    Merry Christmas
    Happy New Year
    Hope your ports go to Zero
    And you wake up with XRP instead of ETH.. opps Coinbase! If your CEO of your Crypto Exchange is bald and kinda swole.. that’s a sign he’s she’s a d o u c h e bag

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    • richardweiner

      I hold my eschlong delicately in my hand. The tingling starts to pulsate.. Slowly I message my eschlong. Back and forth. Back and forth. Slowly gaming momentum. My eschlong starts to to throb. Back and forth. Now the speed of my hand becomes a blurr and whoosh. My eschlong shoots in ecstacy. Splat.

      Thank you eschlong. I’ll see you soon old friend.

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  2. duuude

    Working in doing the same. Ditched fb years and years ago.

    Resistance is…moronic.

    Fuk Rosinante

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  3. asteroids

    Happy Solstice Day!

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