Last night in celebration of what I thought would be the end of western Finance, I imbibed a little too much with some of George Washington’s very favorite spirit, Laird’s Apple Jack. I did this whilst eating BBQ’d meats and a cigar — because I am a man and these are the things we like to do after watching golf for several hours.
Needless to say, I had a bit too much and was subsequently “Apple Jack’d” today and it led to a loss of 125bps for the session. I am sorry for those who mirrored me and were in fact “Apple Jack’d” themselves, at no fault of their own, except for the fact that they decided to mirror me.
All that is behind us now and I am heavily positioned long energy and also SHORT bitcoin and SHORT the general market.
It is my belief the markets cannot go higher, no matter how many times Tomothy Lee is on the television telling the world about his ABSURD ideas.
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Technically, 50 bips down in the last 15 minutes would have qualified as a collapse before this year…
Meats, cigars, jack …perhaps you were trying to compensate for partaking in a game where full grown men wear beanies with pompoms on top and shoes that would make Elton John blush.
Your taste in booze really has hit apple bottom
Do it!