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COLLAPSE: MARKETS INDICATE LOWER AMIDST RUSSIAN ESCALATIONS, $TGT MISSES BIG

Good morning lads.

A few things of note this morning.

TGT profits were halved, likely due to all of the looting and fuckery. Shares are on pace to endure its second largest single day decline ever, first was during market crash in 1987. The sympathy trades for this are far and wide. COST shares are off by 6% PM.

WTI and natural gas are bid higher, as the EU formulated a scheme worth $350b to remove themselves from Russian energy. The catch: it doesn’t take place until 2027.

On the war front, it seems the Russians might’ve lured Ukrainian forces north for a border pole selfie —- because those forces are now entreated to withering assaults and progress for the Russian army is hastening in Donbas. Things appear to be accelerating and it doesn’t look great for NATO.

Russia also expelled French, Italian, Spanish, and Finnish diplomats.

NASDAQ Futs are down more than 200. I told you not to get hooked. It’s over.

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19 comments

  1. juice

    Ptaah on the happenings around Ukraine from May 12.

    https://www.figu.org/ch/files/downloads/zeitzeichen/figu_zeitzeichen_sa_011.pdf

    “Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, is, in our opinion, a war criminal and, moreover, a liar, who is believed by all those foolish people, to whom even lying is inherent and who, in their lowly intelligence, i.e. in their inability to think, are not able to recognize the truth. It is thereby all those foolish ones of the state leaders and the peoples who react favorably to his performed acting and suggestive speech actions in public media to his pretences of his lying ‘cries for help for weapons’ and ‘victory over the enemy’ etc., which according to America’s and its dark state leadership and their propaganda runs off exactly in such a way, as they want to have it. That everything runs according to the sense of America and its dark state leadership, whereby slowly but surely also the whole of Europe is undermined and becomes a vassal of America without hope of rescue, that will undoubtedly result, if the might of this action of the USA is not consciously, quickly and vehemently revoked. There is still time for it, also for the EU dictatorship and the already EU-dependent Switzerland, which shall finally put their state existence under the flag of America. And what I have said now concerning America and its machinations, that I mentioned explicitly therefore, so that you also call it later and write down, so that once clearly and openly it is said what the human beings of Earth must understand, as also what the real truth is concerning that what America with its underground and infamous ways of acting in the Ukraine and the whole world in general, as also what the dark state leadership, working secretly in the background, really do and strive for the future. “

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  2. bambam

    Lucky I missed buying yesterday due to a quick game of pocket pool

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  3. tha pirate

    Anyone remember the establishment laughing at this just before Brandon’s election?

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-22/trump-backing-oilman-hamm-says-6-gasoline-possible-in-biden-win

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    • discoordinated

      I think we already hit six in some parts of CA. Oil retreating now though

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    • jacked rabbit

      Continental Resources (CLR) reported first-quarter 2022 adjusted earnings of $2.65 per share. The bottom line significantly improved from the year-ago quarter’s 77 cents per share.

      Total quarterly revenues of $1,816 million, improving from the year-ago quarter’s $1,216 million.

      Oil production for the reported quarter was 194,767 barrels per day (Bbls/d), up from 151,852 Bbls/d a year ago. Natural gas production increased from 936,540 thousand cubic feet per day (Mcf/d) in first-quarter 2021 to 1,074,255 Mcf/d.

      Profit up 244% YoY
      Revenues up 50% YoY
      Daily production increased 28% (oil) and nearly 15% (Nat Gas) YoY

      You’re good at finding info, pirate. Can you let me know who founded CLR?

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  4. purdy

    Long DQ, LI …I’m liking how some of the Chicoms are behaving. Are you still avoiding them? Maybe they are no longer so much “burritos” ….in light of the Chinese leadership officially making bad bookkeeping a disappear-able offense?

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  5. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Who the fuck is Ptaah?

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  6. the_wolf

    Hyper booooish inventory #’s

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Put aside Biden and Trump and look
      at numbers..,

      Housing starts are at 16 year high. Manufacturing at 14 year high. Unemployment puny.

      Talk of recession is nonsense.

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  7. the_wolf

    Boooollish f sakes

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  8. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    and in other news the rash on my pecker has subsided

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  9. ace noodle boy

    What’s that movie called, where the guy calls everyone at the table amateurs’ and says “here’s to the professionals”, or something like that. Please and thanks.

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  10. Cricket

    Are you not entertained?

    If you think things have gone whacko during the last few months, wait until this time next year, after Russia takes on Georgia (for the same reasons they’ve gone into Ukraine – they have become an existential threat) and China goes after Taiwan.

    The true vacuousness and evil of the Western leadership and the Western so-called “Deep State” will be exposed for all to see in the coming months and years.

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    • purdy

      The president has an Asian trip planned. He will lay his hands upon Asia and peace and prosperity for both the US and China result.

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    • Cricket

      There were 30 or thereabouts bio-research labs in Ukraine funded by the US/EU.

      There’s another 9 or 10 in Georgia funded mainly by the US. Georgia has granted the American scientists diplomatic immunity.

      These labs specialize in insect borne (ticks, mosquitoes, etc) disease and ethno/race specific DNA vectors (particularly the collection of Russian DNA). There have been outbreaks of tic-borne hemorrhagic fever-like diseases in Georgia resulting in some deaths.

      Ukraine first, then Georgia. Both are existential threats to Russia.

      Odessa is next. Heavy shelling during the last 24 hours. I believe the Russians are after the Donbas and the coastal regions of Ukraine. Donbas is almost secure. Taking Odessa would complete their territorial ambitions.

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  11. ace noodle boy

    never mind. found it.

    Pretty sure these twtr calls aint coming back.

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