Positioned for Panic

I closed the session down 62bps, but positioned wisely in preparation for the coming fires, which will burn bright and with flare. You will see the embers drift upwards from your portfolio — gracing the scales as you coil — consuming your entire house with an inferno of rage.

I know this because I have seen the future, visited it, and these events have already happened.

I’m also wisely position in an array of natural gas, ag, and oil plays — as well as a hedge LONG TREASURIES. The long treasury hedge is designed to feed into my desires to preside over a deflationary vortex — as all of the Reddit plebeians get dragged into its whirlwind and shot out like cannons into walls of stone.

The Stocklabs algorithm trades closed out today and is now +18.4% for the year. The plan is to sit and wait for oversold signals and upon each one buy 33% stakes in TQQQ. I can do this just 3 times and I sell after 5 days.

The Quant is +9% for April and its purpose is to simply buy once per month based upon the SL algos and fuck the market in its place.

In summary, I am winning, but I am not happy.