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PRICING IN VICTORY; FLY GAINS 18% FOR FEBRUARY

SIRS —

The NASDAQ was down 4.5% for February, a month RACKED with crisis and cataclysm. We summarily shifted away from a Gay Giraffe market and into a real one — a market requiring skill.

I stand before you supremely victorious — +18% for the month. My automated Quant account returned 4.3% for the month, shattering your local money manager’s billion dollar book.

Look, I do not expect you to believe what I am saying. Simply join Stocklabs and see for yourself.

My analysis is simple: The market is pricing in an American World War victory of an immediate fashion. We do not have any concerns whatsoever. The stupid Russians are cucked and cowering inside their vodka bottles and will never seek revenge against the west for this entire episode in General Zelensky defeats Russia for good, paving the way for his inevitable honor of hosting Saturday Night Live in America, as we celebrate with Champagne corks speeding into chrystal chandeliers, the greatness of Western Society and its hegemony that is being reflected and enjoyed at this present time.

I closed nearly 100% long, with UVXY and SQQQ hedges, large emphasis on oils.

My YTD gains now stand at +9.3%.

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5 comments

  1. moneymindsoul7

    S&P rallied 30%+ during World War 2 and has rallied through every other war after…

    This is why I will be long every fkn stock that I can find worth buying – CIAO BELLE

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  2. purdy

    Nearly 100% long with so obvious a freight train bearing down on the planet could be the right move ..because it’s so obvious it’s priced in. But when I witness the level of insanity shown by our controllers and their tools in congress and media, I cannot but stay short equities and long PMs.

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  3. roguewave

    @DylanLeClair_·3h#Bitcoin is only 12% below its all time high in Russian Rubles.

    @LukeGromen 13h
    Russia’s currency is nominally the RUB, but Russia’s currency functionally is oil and gas, and this currency is rising against every other currency in the world.

    This seems like a subtle but important nuance many are ignoring but which gives Russia some unappreciated options.

    @whale_alert·35m? ? 24,998,999 #USDT (24,998,999 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Binance

    @samjrule·2hWild day with #bitcoin up 14.54%. One of the biggest moves over the last two years.
    3/12/20 -38.58%
    3/19/20 +18.24%
    2/8/21 +18.19%
    2/28/22 +14.54%

    @ErikVoorhees
    The media likes to use the term “asking” when what they mean is “forcing.”
    https://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-02-28/u-s-prods-crypto-exchanges-to-thwart-russia-sanctions-dodgers

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  4. roguewave

    @echo_chamberz 54m
    Putin: clearly states that he wants Kiev to remain neutral, demilitarized, & his control over the Crimean peninsula formally recognized.

    Western media: “Russia would not clarify its aims for the talks”

    @BitcoinIsSaving·$7.4 billion worth of #btc outputs in one block

    me – if I read it correctly the fees were about $18
    What’s Western Union charging these days?

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  5. 'merica

    So putin will take Kyiv, and then what? His wants to install an “independent” puppet government. So simple. He’s eight years late.

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