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Another Gentleman’s Return

I am a picture of good health and calm equanimity. Whilst the lot of you got badgered and beat up in a little of this and that, Le Fly boosted his returns by a genteel 62bps, upping his YTD gains to a very ribald +213%.

While it’s true, the old Fly was more of a stakes taker, go getter, and over all gauche man, the new Fly simply trades for small returns, not too big for fears of alerting someone. I do not care to have the SEC knocking on my door, or Jim Biden with his vaccination in tow. The Fly is a man of modest means and wealth and would like to remain in the shadows achieving returns uncommon to the average pleb, while at the same time enjoying the comforts of anonymity and relaxation.

My opinions on the market, at this point, are in fact moot. I am in a zone that cannot be negotiated with, as my streak has begun and I shan’t cede to the market , but instead weigh into her and extract the returns I deem considerable.

I closed out the session above 60% cash.

Good day.

 

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3 comments

  1. duuude

    Indeud

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  2. rigged game

    Nobody gives a shit. Why can’t a supposedly intelligent man
    like you figure that out?

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    He’s a rube

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