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Piece of Shit Elon Musk Strikes Again — CUM ROCKET EDITION

Once again Elon Musk took to Twitter to play with his marionettes. He tweets and his little minions with sub 100 IQs react and make sooooo much money. Yes indeed, life is grande when Elon tweets in your favor. However, some times bad Elon tweets mean stuff and that causes sad faces amongst the marionettes, causing them to lose large sums of crypto cash.

Today’s shit-post is CUMMIES! Yes, Elon has broken up with Bitcoin in favor of Dogecoin and is now cheating on Dogecoin with a crypto named after sperm — that does nothing and has zero utility. I hope you realize that Mr. Going to Mars Soon is playing an insidious game of undermining the crypto space by eschewing the real cryptos in favor of the one’s who everyone knows are all just fun and games. This is the best form of undermining something, equivalent to Consumer Reports favoring a make believe electric vehicle while panning Tesla for being a piece of shit that is cause for concern since they run on blood batteries that wreak havoc in the poorest places in the world.

If you’re long CUMMIES — HOORAY. Your God has made you jump over a rainbow and into a pot of gold — you little Leprechaun son of a bitch. This price movement, sort of unusual dare I say, must’ve gotten big laffs out of acid tripping Elon and his bitch wife.

 

Related: Cryptos careen lower after latest Elon pump.

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20 comments

  1. CoinSpeak

    Elon is showing how much the entire industry is based on bullshit and scams.

    This is a good thing.

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    • Dr. Fly

      No it’s not

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      • CoinSpeak

        if someone held pets.com stock in 2000 they prob didn’t like it when the few dissenters correctly called out that having a website did not make a company profitable.

        this is the same. having a blockchain doesn’t make a coin valuable. the entire industry is more fucked up than dot coms during the peak.

        when I hear the speakers talk at BTC Miami I am stunned by how misinformed they are. These are experts? They don’t have a clue what they are talking about.

        This industry is going to grow up and everything will change.

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        • ho_chi_min

          Coinspeak needs to refrain from commenting on the crypto space, a massive imbecile that must recede with haste into a hermetic hole

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          • CoinSpeak

            I agree. Let’s ban him!

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          • moosh

            Yikes ho. What on earth would motivate you to post something like this -telling others to not post their opinions? You didn’t even offer a rebuttal?

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        • roguewave

          What is the difference between
          goldbugs,
          btc maximalists and
          bsv zealots?

          Only their singular focus.
          Each thing has its advantages and disadvantages

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    • purdy

      Might be part of a process whereby various connected people who have a fan base are wound-up and sent out to undermine cryptos, create doubts …and even more extreme volatility. Then government will step in and “save the little guy victims” with regulation and laws.

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      • roguewave

        When will they step in to save the little guy victims of lotto’s?

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      • roguewave

        How does buying lotto tickets differ from investing in shitcoins?

        With shitcoins you have a better chance of winning
        and if you lose you may not lose 100%.

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    • roguewave

      As my friend would say: wrong.

      the entire industry is not based on bullshit and scams
      but yes, there are plenty of bullshit and scams in the industry

      Some platforms are making real money; and this is just the beginning:
      https://cryptofees.info/

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  2. soupbone

    Excellent post. Who needs politics when you have this side show? A buck is a buck and everything oddball selling now is still viewed every afternoon by someone in bucks. The Ritz takes bucks, Lambourgini takes bucks, Swiss takes bucks. Need oil? Bucks.

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Because of Elon’s jackassery my first EV will be a Fisker.

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  4. purdy

    According to the Sunday deep state shows, ‘our cities are a heartbeat away from going dark due to Russian hackers (supported by Putin) and their crypto currency-funded ransomware attacks.’

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  5. soupbone

    People are thinking the market contains money: you gotta get burned badly to understand. Tonnes of crap is there now and people.

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  6. soupbone

    the three rules of investing: liquidity, liquidity, liquidity.

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