iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CRYPTOS, NASDAQ FUCKING SURGE; STOCKLABS BETA TRIALS UNDERWAY

I came out of the gates punching people in their faces, now up 140bps. A few things for you to know this morning.

1. Small plebs were eliminated from their crypto trading accounts last night, liquidated en masse.
2. The NASDAQ is busting loose.
3. Stocklabs beta trials are presently underway.

Check your email boxes and spam folders for your invites.

I am +140bps but cautious not to upset the Gods, since breadth is a flaccid 60%. In order to start dancing on graves, we need an 85%+ breadth day. For now. I tip toe through the markets, taking small gains here, small gains there, ebbing my way towards RECORD HIGHS. Presently, I am +183% for 2021 and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

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3 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    My pecker is surging too

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  2. duuude

    Who needs friends

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