The more I use fancy Airbnb’s the more I miss hotels. Unlike Airbnb’s, hotels are run by professionals who understand how to clean and keep things in order. Plus you don’t have to deal with homeless men haranguing you for spare quarters whilst trying to unpack your shit at 10pm in the dark.
I’m only buying FANG stocks now, own a massive ADA trading position in cryptos, and have negative feeeeeeelings against the vax. The market is shit, overall, so I’m opting for the biggest capped tech. The cryptos markets have busted loose, so I’m opting for a high beta big cap approach to crypto. The COVID-19 virus doesn’t scare me, because I’ll never get it and the vaccine all but guarantees I’ll get sick from the vaccine so no thanks.
See bro, it’s not about trusting the science, because I do. It’s also not about being scared of needles, because I’m not. I just don’t care that much for elderly fat fucks. My uncle died from COVID, BUT we weren’t allowed to see the body and NYC swept him into one of their mass burial programs, so I assume he was a crisis actor and is now living somewhere nice amidst plush scenery.
If you get the vax, great for you. You’re doing your best to herd yourselves into the barn so that society can get back to stuffing their fat fucking faces with donuts and living out weakly late into their 80s, draining the youth of their future, like ancient vampires in wheeled chairs. I respect your decision to vaccinate yourselves and willingly get sick because, bro, COVID is a killer and my god the death toll is nothing less than staggering. We haven’t seen a death toll like this since the Black Death wiped out 1/3rd of Europe and I am grateful for the “heroes” who work at hospitals for expediting the demise of so many people who would otherwise drain society like wheeled chaired vampires.
Nevertheless, I’m still not taking the fucking vaccine…bro.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter