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I’ve Arrived at my Destination, Entreated By the Homeless of this Vagrant City

Perhaps in the morning I will warm to the boarded up building I parked my rented minivan in front of; or I might begin to enjoy peanut butter and jelly chicken wings and panned cake tacos of fried chicken and strawberries FESTOONED with white sauce on it. I can eagerly report back to you that General Sherman would’ve done the citizens of Savannah a great mercy had he decided to simply burn the town down and salt the earth.

I do enjoy to look upon the SPANISH MOSS’d trees and the old buildings made during an era when people cared about craftsmanship. However beautiful this city may be, it is crawling with potential rioters and homeless men of a sordid demeanor, reeking of cheap gin. I would be wise to leave. However, I am stuck here for several days, before heading back to Charleston for a day, in this Airbnb that looked much better in the photos, domiciled in one of the less than savory parts of town. My wife wanted to accompany me to park the car, for fear I’d be shot and then robbed. I told my daughter “if that should happen to me, it’d make for a fine origin story for you to become Batman and then seek vengeance on the city of Savannah and finally burn it down.”

Maybe tomorrow will be better.

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4 comments

  1. metalleg

    I know I’m only a casual acquaintance, but would it be too much to ask if I can have your Orbital Space Cannon should you meet your demise?

    Please stay safe.

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  2. teslawasright

    I suppose a late night drive ain’t happenin’

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  3. duuude

    Missing that mythical Lincoln now eh

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  4. irma vep

    You win some vacations you lose some. I’m sure you’ll try to make the best of it. If impossible, LEAVE! Travel on!

    Dear Fly, why don’t you just rent a house in St John, USVI? Or, are raising children really that expensive?

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