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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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CRAZED BANANA RUN UNDERWAY IN CRYPTOS, PLUS VACATION UPDATE

Do not fuck with me, as I am an ethereum millionaire who possesses the foresight to understand the trends and also the lines and also all of the others things that make for a great investor. I both HODL and trade because I am man of multiple tasking abilities and someone, I might add, who is involved in this moment of grande asset collections and rising of the olde net worth. I will have you know, as it may be, that I also have warmed to the raping city of Savannah, in spite of its numerous indecorous troglodytes sifting throughout the city, especially around the edges. I had toured the cemetery and I must admit it was the finest cemetery experience I’ve ever had, even though it’s entirely morbid to say so. To drive thru Bonaventure cemetery is a disservice. You must walk through it to understand the experience I speak of.

Presently I am long ETH, LINK, MKR, AAVE, REP and have a large trading position in ADA. I do all of this because I can and I will continue to do it until it stops working.

On the other hand, while I was away traversing the garbaged streets of Savannah, I made 53bps in my brokerage — mostly due to my FNGU position. Stocks in comparison to cryptos are boring now — but we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past, hoping for an effervescent magnificence to shine through all of the black smoke shrouding stocks from its former glory.

With regards to Stocklabs:

We are operational. Our thousand plus members are inside testing it out and enjoying its many comforts and space aged tools. Since I am on vacation, we have delayed beta trials until next week. During this period, we are NOT accepting new Exodus members. If you want to try SL for free for 5 days, sign up to the beta and wait for your invite. We have two pricing tiers, one for basic and another pro — ranging from $59 – $99 p/m. The project started two years ago and it has exceeded everything I ever wanted it to be; but the work isn’t done. Unlike every other fuckhead who attempts a data platform, I have the pedigree and the expertise to make it work for real and trade for a living and make tools for my trading, not to appeal to retards from Twitter. The markets haven’t been great the past month. But, I find solace in knowing I have traded great before and will trade great again. Nothing you will ever learn can replace the fish I serve on a daily basis and no one can ever match my indomitable command of market trends; but I will never teach you anything on purpose. So if you’re looking for a place to chill and learn, fuck off.

Back to the streets of Savannah.

Ciao.

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7 comments

  1. zusch

    prost

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Proust

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  3. JakeGint

    Sláinte!

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  4. trumpmeister

    I bought Polygon a week ago. Target price $3-4 eventually. Check it out. Layer 2 solution to get those gas fees down brah

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  5. irma vep

    It’s not at all morbid to enjoy a walk through a historic cemetery. So happy to hear you fully enjoyed the experience.

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  6. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    4155.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    Albin. Counter. gambit.
    SEIZED – – KING’S – – PAWN

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  7. airborne

    There are still some of the wayback clients from the beginning lurking in the shadows. I recall that you are not only a braggard but a model for use of loose facts, all in good fun of course. The Stocklabs is probablly a grand achievement but the course of events in my meomory is far more than 2 years. I grew tried of waiting (like Trump and his health plan) and decided to buy a portfolio and spend my days free of the screen. Now that Stocklabs is finally up, belatedly, I expect a place at the head of the line. Tell me where you bike next so I can give you a taste of my bumper.

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