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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CATACLYSM, DOOM

A day borne out from hell for yours truly. I quite literally fucked myself every which way but loose. I had wonderful stocks in the morning, aside from the FUCKER NCTY, and then I slid down into the sewers and came up with shit on my face. I shed more than 200bps, which normally I’d accept and say “rough day, old sport, go get ’em scooter tomorrow.”

But no. I cannot give myself that comfort, especially with the market ZIPPING the fuck higher today. What were we up, 200 fucking NASDAQs?

For the month I closed up 6.66%, off by 10% from my highs. I am without a doubt in a slump and I feeeeeeel the desperation starting to accumulate in the manner I am trading. I keep selling and buying and selling again, only to fuck myself. Plus my luck seems to be waning.

Also, and this goes without saying, today was move out to Stocklabs, which should’ve been a joyous occasion — but I was instead HARANGUED by fucked face programmers from the 90s who wanted the program written like Geocities. We will soon get thru beta and be fully ready to offer the platform for new users. I expect the beta invites to begin going out later this week or early next week.

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11 comments

  1. MintDragon

    STOCKLABS, even in beta, is rock solid. hands down best market/trade tools.

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  2. irma vep

    Yea but you sure do know good music.

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  3. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3996.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    Gordon Gekko:
    Ever wonder why fund managers can’t beat the S&P 500? ‘Cause they’re sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.
    Bud Fox:
    This is really a nice club, Mr. Gekko.
    Gordon Gekko:
    Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my kneecaps.

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    • richardweiner

      “You ever wonder why fund managers can’t beat the S&P 500? Because they don’t release the poison from their pee pee.” – Dick W.

      I’ve studied the greatest traders in history. And all of them have a box of tissues next to them at all times. Playing with your pee pee is the secret Warren Buffett and George Soros don’t want retail investors to know about. Ed Seykota spends 90% of his consulting time talking about the best lotions and lubes to have your pee pee ready for the trading day.

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  4. prometheus

    Fly, on TheTubes I see guys trying to peddle their money-making trading schemes, one guy even pretends to show off his fat monthly bank statements, it’s really hilarious. I’m guessing that winning subscriptions is much more lucrative than trading, by far, why else would they do it?

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  5. wolfdaddy

    Fly-? you still in Mana and what’s is your target? The more I research the more I think it hit 10 plus. Thoughts?

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  6. The Equalizer

    I’m just a customer — and when it went live, I started clicking on buttons to see what they did. (The buttons do interesting things. It was fun clicking on them.)

    And after about 20 minutes, I realized that on a choppy day to end a choppy month, my time would be better spent not on trading, but learning how to play with the new tools.

    Meanwhile, this six-legged two-winged pipe-smoking space alien magician is actually juggling his trading while dealing with user feedback on launch day. And he actually pulls it off.

    Congratulations on the launch!

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