iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Stairs Up, Broken Cable’d Elevator Down

This is what happens to the bulls when they get that exuberance going. I was SMASHED TO PIECES in my crypto, long term, and Quant accounts today — amidst heavier than life selling. We had it coming and no one with an IQ higher than 50 is surprised by today’s pin action. I relish the dips in ETH and I relish the dips in everything I don’t own.

My trading was exemplary today, as I bobbed and weaved and turned out +170bps to the good. Naturally, and this goes without saying, my net worth DECREASED today since most of my assets traded lower. However, my trading account is attached to my cock and my cock grew 4 inches today and I will always err on the side of size in the matter of male instrumentation.

I do not offer you advice on this uncertain day, but happy tidings as I am in a most fortunate mood.

I will see you fuckers bright and early — 4am trading as usual.

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6 comments

  1. juice

    170 bps = 4 inches?

    so that means I shrunk about 8, which leaves me cockless

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    • metalleg

      It’s not a direct relationship.

      You can’t shrink by more than you have.

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      • ak137

        Have you not heard of getting a Dick call. Most outlets allow you to pledge shortfall from your brother in law and in rare cases the wife’s Bull.

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  2. soupbone

    imo basic materials correcting is due and right. but if materials are also seen inflation-friendly and speculator-friendly at the same time the gains will be impressive. I will not neglect to sell this time.

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  3. heckler

    Haha Fly I traded thru the last shit coin storm be careful old fella

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  4. ezthere

    However, my trading account is attached to my cock and my cock grew 4 inches today and I will always err on the side of size in the matter of male. … classic…

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