Last night in the AHs I was overwhelmed with joy as my doubled sized SOS position sprang and leapt higher, amounting to +22%. I went out last evening a new man, renewed in the spirit of genius. I was going to make bundles of cash and sashay throughout life care free.
Then at 4am I was somewhat beguiled to see SOS barely up. The crypto rally had dissipated a bit and with it SOS. I said to myself “all will be well by the open” so I went to bed with a full heart and mind at ease.
By the open of trade I bore witness to great horrors, as my dreams transmorphed into unmitigated nightmares. The stock had plummeted lower and with it my equanimity. I ended up selling the doubled sized SOS position ironically near the lows, down 16%.
I dragged my feet and cursed the Gods and cried out and begged them to tell me “why curse me? What have art done to thou?”
Immediately after my words rang out into the coldness of the air around me, SOS screamed higher, as if laughing at me and kicking me in the head whilst I writhed in anguish. The stock joyously reached new highs and its loyal shareholder rewarded for their patience, whilst I stood alone cuckholded in the dark hoping it’d go lower.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter