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SOS, SOS, SOS

Last night in the AHs I was overwhelmed with joy as my doubled sized SOS position sprang and leapt higher, amounting to +22%. I went out last evening a new man, renewed in the spirit of genius. I was going to make bundles of cash and sashay throughout life care free.

Then at 4am I was somewhat beguiled to see SOS barely up. The crypto rally had dissipated a bit and with it SOS. I said to myself “all will be well by the open” so I went to bed with a full heart and mind at ease.

By the open of trade I bore witness to great horrors, as my dreams transmorphed into unmitigated nightmares. The stock had plummeted lower and with it my equanimity. I ended up selling the doubled sized SOS position ironically near the lows, down 16%.

I dragged my feet and cursed the Gods and cried out and begged them to tell me “why curse me? What have art done to thou?”

Immediately after my words rang out into the coldness of the air around me, SOS screamed higher, as if laughing at me and kicking me in the head whilst I writhed in anguish. The stock joyously reached new highs and its loyal shareholder rewarded for their patience, whilst I stood alone cuckholded in the dark hoping it’d go lower.

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9 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I am seeing a pattern here.
    Fly trading on a Chinese backed Brokerage (Webull).
    Fly buying a stock called SOS with it’s HQ in China.
    Having any cravings for General Tso’s chicken ???? (I now you can read this Chinese)?

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  2. ezthere

    Here I thought Z Fly avoid Chinese burrito ?.

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  3. heckler

    Fly has gone full China Man he even trades Chinese market hours

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  4. purdy

    Bought a little VXX here. Still short Russell and bio

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  5. purdy

    Long during the day. But can’t see holding much long overnight these days ..cept PMs and other things in the ground.

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  6. indexjoe

    That STINGS. CALL THE POLICE

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  7. emersonlakepalmer

    Happy Chinese New Year

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  8. juice

    Monsieur le Fly’s brutal self-honesty always has me LOL.

    Well done, Sir.

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  9. ezthere

    Not guilty.

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