iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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It’s All So Very Annoying

I’ve gained 10 pounds in the past 6 months — and now I consider myself to be a fat fuck — slothing around greedily making money in stocks. For what? What the fuck sort of existence is this? As I type this my wife brought me an early Valentine’s Day present of cookies and I ate half — because nothing says “I AM A FAT PIECE OF SHIT” like eating a cookie while blogging.

I lost 75bps today and it felt like I lost 10%. Every trade faded and I felt stupid and my methods to be old and greasy. I will re-evaluate next week and attempt to right the ship.

Things on the agenda include STOP BEING A FAT FUCK, join the country club, and quit eating whatever the hell I feel like eating. Nothing but chicken and broccoli from herein-forth. Moreover, and this goes without saying, time to get back to the fucking gym and away from the griddle overflowing with bacon grease and panned cakes.

My progress in my portfolios.

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11 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3939.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    4 days ago I said this?
    “Hey remember Isis? They may make a comeback”
    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2021/02/08/oil-next-run/#comment-579413
    And 2 days ago
    US Shifts Official Justification Of Its Illegal Presence In Syria From “Guarding Oil”
    To
    “Fighting ISIS”

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  2. emersonlakepalmer

    The more weight you lose, the higher your portfolio goes. There’s an inverse relationship.

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    • it is showtime

      Do you not think it’s possible a Citadel member or Ny Fed member is reading my numbers?

      Prominent on zerohedge 3+ years ago.
      Prominent here 6 years ago.
      As a rigged, wall street, Taunter.

      It was likely, and I stated so, that fed-underlings, or fed-implementer-operatives, were
      reading zerohedge comments 3yrsago

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      • emersonlakepalmer

        I don’t think it’s possible that anyone is reading your numbers. Except the dingbats here, like me. And frankly, I ignore whatever you write because this stream of consciousness stuff was never my cup of tea. It’s like trying to read Finnegans Wake, only 100x worse.

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  3. purdy

    I’ve been a day trader for decades. Being a bit slow, I only now, finally…and almost exclusively, trade intraday long. If I see a short set-up …I just watch it for when it breaks so I can buy the break higher. So the very last pessimist regarding these markets now trades like a bull.

    Obviously, the end is near.

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  4. heckler

    No one on here has the balls to say it so I will: We are gonna go straight the fuck up all year!

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Stellar Lumens (XLM) are going to be as hot as Etherium (ETH) in a few years, but are only $0.57 right now.

    Unlike the rest of the crypto space, Stellar and Etherium get that the value is the international ledger system and the ability to tokenize funds. Stellar is inking deals with foreign governments right now. They’re going to pay off.

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    • alty

      Remember how bearish on equities you were in spring 2020? I do

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        Yep looks like I was wrong. Apparently lots of appetite for buying AAPL at 35x PE into a 3.5% gdp recession driven by the global supply chain getting murdered.

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  6. ezthere

    That’s privilege for ya.

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  7. tjnyt

    I have a question for the Captain and esteemed gentlemen here; why do you want all this fun to end? You don’t like this merry go round/ prefer COVID19 depression”.

    I another note; Naseem Talib on crypto, “In that respect, it’s a failure (at least for now). It was taken over by Covid denying sociopaths w/the sophistication of amoebas?

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