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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Markets Fucking Soar to Record Highs

My Quant is up 15% for the month of November. My trading spurred higher by value today, increased by 200bps. The prognostications of doom have been grotesquely exaggerated. As soon as Trump seized power, he took credit for the market’s rise and economic recovery, which was already underway. I am sick and tired of people praising idols. No one is infallible and there isn’t an institution in this country, or the world, without its downside.

Listen to me and heed these words very seriously: stop the fucking bullshit and get back to trading. Believing in nothing is the reason why depression is rampant. Life isn’t always easy and people are fucked. But it isn’t all bad and there are things worthy of praise, innovation that improve our lives. We are all temporarily taking up space, so let’s try to enjoy it while it lasts.

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14 comments

  1. it is showtime

    “people who believe, foolishly, that Trump had anything to do with the market rallies”
    Never was his market
    Much bigger forces in play
    Told ya, fellow trumpsters, “look at stock market” idiots

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  2. narcist

    This beautiful Obama-Biden market from SPX 666 (circa April 2009) to SPX 3630 now is still going very *strongly.*

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  3. emersonlakepalmer

    Carry on you big dummy and perpetual shit stain of IBC.

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  4. The_Swede

    Can I at least get a blowjob from Kamala if we must endure the next four years under a Obama Clinton Soros administration?

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    • emersonlakepalmer

      You’ll have to wait in line, behind Bill Clinton. Hey, remember when Hillary talked about being held down by sniper fire in Bosnia? I’m going to lunch with her and Dickie Blumenthal to hear all of their glorious stolen valor war stories. I’m gonna have a big fat steak while they eat a salad to save the world.

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  5. ha

    @Bloqport
    Prices the media declared Bitcoin dead:

    Wired @ $2
    Forbes @ $15
    Bloomberg @ $93
    Slate $131
    Biz Insider @ $182
    USA Today @ $208
    NY Times @ $208
    FT @ $290
    Guardian @ $318
    Reuters @ $327
    AOL @ $332
    CNN @ $333
    Yahoo @ $479

    today’s price $17,650
    https://bitbo.io/

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