I got bogged out in a sundry of stocks this morning, all thanks and praise to the stock Gods for that. I stand before you a somewhat injured lion — resting peacefully in the sun, blending in with the tall straw grass — haphazardly hunting for a stupid zebra to cross my path.
I sold everything but 3 stocks to lock in a 1.65% loss and will now attempt to dig myself the fuck out via smart trades. So far, my fucking trades have proved out to be insipid; but I’m hopeful in my god given abilities to shine through by the end of day — enabling me to jump onto a zebra and bite his fucking face off.
NASDAQ is +55 and everything about this tape is disgusting. I truly hope all of you are punished for the wanton acts of greed you display — sucking Federal Reserve dick. I, on the other hand, merely placehold myself into this foray and will, at some point, extricate myself in order to bet against a forlorn America. I want to be levered 1,000x SHORT the broader indices when this piece of shit falls apart — heaving over from the weight of its own excess and burning into the sewers. I know, I have anger issues.
One thing of note today, BLM related stocks are power washing higher — CARV, BYFC, UONE — even the “Amazon of Africa” JMIA is pressing higher. I am long the latter, not because I am in any way bullish on Africa, but because I’d like to support German owned businesses in Africa because of their efficiencies in getting things done.
I’ve also begun to short the NASDAQ — because fuck the NASDAQ.
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