MAY THE FIRES BURN BRIGHT AND HOT AND INCINERATE YOU ALL TO ASH

Lots of internet chardonnay drinking edgelords in my comments section nowadays — men of privilege and comfort discussing matters of violence and chaos. You do not know what violence is — Mr. I’ve always lived in comfort. You laugh now and you root for the fires now — but you will not be happy when your head is being roasted on a grill for the purposes of consumption.

Those chardonnay glasses that you drink from will get punched through your black boxes and your teeth will spill out onto a urine drenched pavement, dripping red, followed by 100 consecutive head stomps until the grey matter inside of your skull gives way.

I see now there is a hysteria gripping the country — dangerous people led by Orcs — rampaging everywhere. This sickness has been festering for a decade and is now rearing its hideous head for the world to see with gratuitous amusement. Only in America do you have a citizenry cheering on destruction and violence from afar — no different from all of those chicken-hawks who sent our boys to die for worthless wars the past 30 years. The whole thing is rot and the issues that are important are of course ignored. Nevertheless, jog on with your pride and good sense of accomplishment — slicing oranges for the dregs of society.

I will of course document these events and trade these events and profit from these events — because what else can I do?