I was trading like a king. I was out there in front of everyone, body chiseled like a fucking Roman statue — flexing. I had taken CODX in the 18s, kicked it out over $20 in an hour. It was simple. I merely had to tap into my God given rights and make money. I jimmied my way into SLGG and then GNUS — because Kartoon Channel and chicanery.
The GNUS was doing fine, working its way higher. My gains were greater than 25% on an intraday scale and then BAM! — off with my fucking head in SLGG. Those bastards thought it’d be nice to RAPE the entire shareholder base on the LARGEST VOLUME DAY in company history with an offering. Oh, an offering you say? Indeud.
I ended up selling for a loss of almost 27%, completely off setting my magnificent gain in GNUS, which as you know was genius. The SLGG was like an act of God — no way of avoiding such rapings.
The market closed down 500, 200 off the lows. I do not have strong convictions about tomorrow, so I am mostly cash, 65% without any hedges. I do, however, now own several insane virus stocks — hoping for some continuation.
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