iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BAGGED A WHALE

See pal, there are two types of people in this world — those who bag whales and those who do not. I just told you yesterday, and I quote “You want the BIG DICKED wins right? First you got to deal with the small dicked wins like above and get through rough tapes and muddle your way through the dirt to come out the other end with a pistol in your hand and erect penis, ready to fuck.”

Today I fuck.

SDC +15.9%
NNVC +39.2%
INO +3.4%

Two monster overnight wins, no big deal. I am now 8 for my last 8 and I don’t even know what the market is doing. I am certain that heart attacks will be endured during the next decline. But for now, these runners, at least for me, is like snatching baby bottles from babies.

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10 comments

  1. awanka

    The Pelican room is packed with the hopeful speaking in hushed tones and trading furtive glances, Mr. Fly. They’re here to see the space magician perform acts of sorcery.

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  2. rickyretardo

    Positioned myself for the possibility this senate hearing spooks the markets. My odds aren’t good but I like that.

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  3. tradercaddy

    Good catch Captain Ahab.
    I think the big story is Trump said something about negative rates being good.
    Dollar go down, emerging markets go up, commodities go up, Companies that do international stuff (large cap) go up?

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  4. spinthathamster
    spinthathamster

    Price action now reeks of retardedness. Drops only allowed for a couple of minutes and points, no more, because if a healthy intra-rally correction, which would provide fuel to go higher is allowed, who knows what could happen?

    Market engineers are a funny drunken coke filled lot. I was listening to one pro trader at the beggining of the year who said that 40% gains in 2019 were great and hopes for another such year. (And another, and another…).

    Nasdaq going to 80k here. Or so. Probably.

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  5. purdy

    Short GDX here with stop at hod …or long DUST in Flyspeak

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  6. richardweiner

    “Rape is just a snuggle with a struggle” -The Fly

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    • numbersgame

      That’s what your father told your mother right before you were conceived

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  7. purdy

    Long Friday’s XLV puts.

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  8. spinthathamster
    spinthathamster

    There is actually more than 0% chance we get a surprise motherfuckers gap down tomorow.

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