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Democrats Unveil $3 Trillion Treasure Trove to American People; Nothing Can Stop Us Now

Never work again. Do not fear for food or money, for the government and her tits shall provide you with ample sustenance. The market is gunning for its 7th day up in a row. While the broader indices might be struggling a bit, the Dow off by 80, speculation is running rampant is healthcare stocks.

Since my last post, earlier this morning, I executed several day trades — one giant whale of a gain. Today’s results, thus far.

SDC +15.9%
NNVC +39.2%
INO +3.4%
MLND – wash
(JMIA -4.4%)
APRN +4.8%
SFIX +8.6%
AHPI +25.6% (day trade)
APT +8% (day trade)

Why am I telling you my trades after the fact?

Two reasons.

To document my greatness. I’ve been doing this shit since 2006, blogfathering.

And the second reason, a bit less selfish than the first, to demonstrate method and a staccato like temp that is at the core of effective trading. There will be occasions when I appear to have the faintest idea what I’m doing. Other times, I am in fact infallible, possessing super human like trading qualities. I hate to break it to you and I often repeat this point, and it has nothing to do with marketing Exodus, but most are not cut out to trade. But all can eat.

Being a man of the people, I have no problem whatsoever with you gleaning from my expertise and using those gains to finance happiness. Le Fly, as you know, is all about happiness.

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10 comments

  1. overseas investor
    overseas investor

    We are not worthy…

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  2. purdy

    And even after becoming a centimillionaire through her service in the House, good Catholic girl Nancy still finds time to pray for us. Bless her heart.

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    • soupbone

      Asshat of the year 2008 except she got edged out by Bill Miller who won.

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  3. numbersgame

    Is IWM below the Crayola yet?

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  4. cancel19

    Darn it Dr. Fly what kinda bait are you using for them fish? Dynamite or poison?

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  5. purdy

    Sold xlv puts …big monies

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  6. awanka

    Nice dump at the close. I thought the shorts might cover before the session end, but no, they want more.

    I think people are still pretty jittery about this market.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler
      Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yeah I’ll close out past the old lows. Merrill Lynch analysts be damned.

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  7. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    The House bill is dead on arrival at the Senate.

    It gives a trillion dollars to the states, it extends the $600 flat unemployment benefit through January, and throws money around everywhere.

    The GOP is past all of those things. The House bill isn’t a bill at all; it’s a campaign message. Democrats don’t want to be out socialisted.

    The most the GOP will do at this junction is about $500B to the states, making sure not to go a dollar past the old high watermark in the pension hole those places dug themselves into.

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