Wild day in markets. The Nasdaq is up for the sixth day in a row, longest streak of the year. Yet, the economy is zero and 50 million people are without meaningful work. People collect cans and scrap metal for crumbs now.
Today’s catch.
(UAA -8.7%)
(CC -4.6%)
CAPR +8.6%
NK +7.2%
STMP +7%
CODX +8.3%
BL +2.3%
Sure, I could sit down and relax for the balance of the year, up 150% in my trading account. But then what about the people — the small plebs inside Exodus who joined today hoping for a morsel of scraps to feed Tiny Tim this evening? There are scores of you FILING IN to the Pelican Room now at record rates. Our subscription numbers are at record highs like a fucking zombie invasion is happening and I am the only one with the bullets to kill them.
I get it — jobs are non-existent and life at the Amazon CAGE FACTORY isn’t appealing. But you need to fucking listen to me when I say, manage your position sizes. You want the BIG DICKED wins right? First you got to deal with the small dicked wins like above and get through rough tapes and muddle your way through the dirt to come out the other end with a pistol in your hand and erect penis, ready to fuck.
This business isn’t for rookie and I am not here to teach you anything. I fish and that’s all I know how to do. So shut the fuck up and sit down. Dinner will be served early tomorrow.
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Apparently there are up to two hour waits for haircuts this time of day.
It’s the first day they are allowed to open.
I used to think my hair was thinning but since I haven’t had it cut since January, I have changed my mind.
My wife asked me when I was going to get it cut and I said not for a long time.
I am going for the George Harrison look (in the later years).
the scruffy look could easily evolve from this
Maybe we will bring back bell bottoms and groovy paisley shirts.
i’m here for the gang bang.
Hey, homos. (You’ll notice I didn’t say “fellow” but I digress). It’s full-on monetization now.
12 years ago the bond market would have went fruit,(Doncha wish), full hard on. The response today; disappointingly (for you)….flacid.
You may rejoice, but us real men yearn for the days when it took a real man, like me, to love, yea, embrace, the stiff, unyielding thrust of risk in the markets. (No homo).
It’s OK to be gay, and that does not excite me, honest; some of my best friends are women.
But it is time to rethink what we are.
Are we manly men striking out on our own convictions, or girly men, or worse, (yes, you) who follow Jerome to the cliff edge?
Don’t dare to dispute my words. Follow Jerome. Real men, with my blessing, may buy HYG.
Sometimes when I sneeze, I get a boner.
You should discuss this with Richard.
Oops Le Fly used the wrong alt
Well piling moar into $LABD and my adding moar $QQQ poots today ended up giving me whiskey dick!
Well, adding moar $LABD and $QQQ poots today ended giving me whiskey dick!
this is beginning of the end of TSLA
Elan should quit Tesla and SpaceX and start yelling at kids to get off of his lawn full time.
So an epic short squeeze to $1200 so I can short the fuck out of it?
I lie beached on the sofa with my mouth open awaiting today’s delicious bounty.
While I covered my bond short close to the low of a few days ago, bonds still look like they may want lower. Also, and relatedly, gold miners (up a bit this morning) became a short yesterday IMO.