Just when you thought the market might stall or pause for a sip of water, BAM! — another 200 points in your fucking face. See pal, that’s what this market is all about — like a personal ATM machine that you can use anytime you want for money.
Want to buy your wife a diamond bracelet for Valentine’s Day and a little light on funds? No problem. Shoot on over to the stock exchange and withdraw $10k from it. The only crime here is ordinary folk aren’t aware of the ease and grace of this market and have instead opted for a life of abject poverty and disgrace.
I can tell you now that life isn’t always joyful and there are things that upset The Fly a great deal. Like you, I want to destroy and kill large swaths of the population and subjugate my enemies to torture camps in Easter Europe (no nazi). But I cannot — because it’s bad juju and I’d much rather go to the stock exchange and withdraw a bunch of money.
For example, yesterday I had this DAO stock tank on me by 25%, going beneath my basis of $25. I had two choices, book the 10% loss or buy more. Easy choice — I doubled down and now I’m break even, as the stock sprints higher. Life is easy, good, and also grande.
For the day, I bought several stocks, a little of this and a little of that. Who’s keeping track, eh? I cannot lose, easy peasy chicken greasy.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter