The past week has been splendid for everyone except all of Asia, presently maligned by the plague. Here in the states, we wear big hats and walk with hard canes — cordially greeting one another at the theatre, gleefully checking in on our account statements which show growth in our stock and crypto portfolios.
Over the past week I’ve been buying Ethereum and find it to be a wonderfully acceptive side hobby of mine — placing large sums of dollars into something totally irrelevant and without purpose. I simply buy it for the gains and then I whimsically move on from that and screen for stocks to buy and those go up too. I haven’t checked the market for the past two hours, but I am sure it went higher, say nearly 300 points? Am I close?
Everything about living in these times is grande. Even the cocaine is pink.
Into the bell, I gazed upon my DAO double down placed yesterday with pride, knowing full well I have no business in the stock — let alone at a 10% weighting. Then again, I’m merely a cog in a giant fantasy wheel, lingering around for scraps left by large machines who pervert grab stocks like a sunbeam on Irish skin.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter