Economy Adds 145,000 Jobs for December; Unemployment at 3.5%

Zero play here, pretty much as expected numbers. Unemployment sustains record low levels. Truly, we are living in the most surreal era of controlled capitalism.

Nasdaq futures are +32. But remember, it is Friday and there always is the off-chance markets fuck themselves.

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