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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Stocks Press Ahead; Nothing Can Stop Them

I painted my canvas with bold strokes today, following another 200+ rally in the Dow. I ripped out gains in my oil short, DRIP, which was a 10% holding for +13.5%. Then I sold AUPH for -7.3%, GSX for +5.4%, and finally MDB for +7.2%.

See pal, that’s who I am and you’re nothing.

Good father?

Fuck you go home and play with your kids.

You want to read here, you better trade and trade well. Otherwise I have no sympathy for you. Other places pretend to care about you and offer you education to learn to trade. I give you none of that shit. If you’re good, great join us. If not, shut the fuck up and fall in line. Wait at the table and I will serve you fish.

When you go to a 3 star Michelin eatery, do you barge into the Executive Chef’s office demanding education on how to cook? No, if you did — he’d slap you with a bread roller. You go to the eatery and pay a sum of money to receive the professionally cooked food. This is the same concept at Exodus — a denizen of extreme profits where users thank Le Fly on a daily basis for improving their otherwise moribund lives.

Into the bell, I stepped in and purchased several stocks. I still have two hedges, leaving them to the Gods as small sacrifices for the benefit of the host. I, in fact, dominate the market and do not say this just because stocks are at recourd high. I say this due to my rich and long history of success here. I have an archive of winship at your fingertips for perusal. Curious as to how Fly did in 2008, 2010, or even 2012? Go to the side bar and have a look.

DO NOT EMAIL me asking idiot questions about trading or learning how to invest. I am an Executive Chef at a 3 star Michelin investment eatery. Fuck off.

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11 comments

  1. acehood

    That stocklabs link still says error when you try to sign up

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  2. helen

    Yes chef, what’s the best way to poach an egg and steam salmon, chef:)
    Employment report tomorrow! Direction change starting…

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  3. ferd

    Wasn’t familiar with that song …this evening, as a huge moon rose in the east and highlighted the frosted tops of Killington and Pico out of our south-facing glass wall, I played your link. Honey now thinks me thoughtful and romantic.

    Stock picks and more …a full service blog.

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  4. it is showtime

    “Nothing can stop them”

    exactly what was said January 2018.
    anyone who says it now. is clearly a moron.
    and inferior genetics.
    The interventionist powers of global equity
    markets are arguably aiming for the next
    breakdown trigger pt.
    This 200-300 spy leg echoes Sep-Jan 2017-
    18. In manner, and process. “Oh Shit”. is coming

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    • moneybagz

      What was the return for January 2019?

      ‘Member when you said we wouldn’t get above 2000 on SPX? The fact you still come around means you obviously have 0 shame and a mother that told you that you were special.

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    • numbersgame

      showtime, while I do think the market is going to go down, I doubt you will convince any bulls to sell based on the fact that the market plunged 2 years ago and then made ATHs again.

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  5. heckler

    You used to be better when you gave out nibbles of fish on the Fly Blog. Talking about how badass you are is way classier if you give some nibbles you whore

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  6. cash4gold.com

    how much does exodus run per annum ?

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