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Booked Gains on Over-Inflated Oil

The play against oil was a play for peace. The very second I saw America strike down one of Iran’s leaders, I knew it would lead to unparalleled peace, the brand of equanimity unseen since the Middle Ages.

Lo and behold, following a gay volley of soft missiles into Iraq by Iran — that is exactly what has transpired.

The good people of Iraq regularly thank us for bombing them over 29 years with gifts of flowers and candy. We liberated them from the pangs of life and now they’re free to ghost about and haunt abandoned mosques. While that might appear to be a very grim and dark description, my trade, nevertheless, worked!

I sold DRIP today for a 13.5% gain, not because I got lucky — but because I was smarter than everyone else.

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9 comments

  1. heckler

    I have no fucking clue why 63 Canadians would be taking off in an airplane from fucking Iran the same night they launched attack missiles, but anyway, looks like we can add them to the body count on this one.

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    • numbersgame

      If an American President assasinates a senior official of a country, it’s a good bet that it is not safe for westerners to be in that country and time to GTFO. Heck, the US State Dept is even saying to leae Iraq.

      Also, while the DoD was warned by Iran (through Iraq) that the attack was coming, I doubt commercial airliners were afforded the same luxury.

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      • MSGT HARTMAN

        0bama assassinated a 16 year old high school boy from Colorado in 2013. Did you shed tears for him also?

        An American citizen targeted without due process, without trial, underage and a minor.

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        • numbersgame

          Dumbasses, I just stated a point-of-fact. There was no opinion about whether I thought the attack was a good idea. It certainly

          Frankly speaking, I’m happy he’s dead, but I don’t think we’ve see the full consequence of that action yet.

          Also, I can gurantee that the war on terror will never end with a bomb, a missile, or a bullet.

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      • ericbakerbruce

        And that “assassination” came in response to an attack on our embassy you fuckin tool.

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  2. numbersgame

    Nice play on oil, Fly.

    Not long ago, you wrote

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  3. og

    LK making 2020 awesome.

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  4. soupbone

    Commercial flights in and out Iran will be on hold for a very long time. Should be some connecting bus to Bagdad, sorry sir.

    Carney gets posted to Nicaragua and Lagarde gets The Pas, Manitoba year round.

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